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Rose Bierce

@roselein87

New York girl. High school math teacher. Thrice I grew an entire human inside me. #ActuallyAutistic

 Brooklyn, NY
Joined June 2009
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What is happening with the @espn feed?? It's cutting out every 30 seconds. – at Brooklyn, NY
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Get it together, @Google. #everyonewatcheswomenssports @nyliberty – at Brooklyn, NY
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Friendly reminder, as Autism Acceptance Month draws to a close, that if you're not accepted by an autistic person before the end of April, you will be put in 40 hours a week of behavior modification training until your personality becomes acceptable to us. #ActuallyAutistic
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I love when I have only one meeting scheduled for a day because I get to spend the whole day worried about that meeting and get less done than if I had had a day full of meetings.
"After it happens to me, I'm going to write a book about puberty to help people get through it. It's going to be called, 'What the Heck just Happened to my Body?'" - my 5 year old
Last night I dreamed that you died. It sounds silly to say since you've been gone for 3 months now. But apparently Dream Me didn't know that and it hurt as much as the day I found out.
Petition! NYC DOE did not keep its promise to autistic students of globally recognized ASD Nest for the first time ever! chng.it/k6JmN28Y @AGZimmerman @the_zim @Jill_Jorgensen @lfadulu @ByJessicaGould @yoavgonen @MichaelElsenRoo @IsabelSongBeer @_jessicaparks @GrmelaJulian

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5 yo: My favorite thing today was that I played Uno for the first time and I beat a second grader. 3 yo: We don't talk about Uno. #Encanto
Boys 👏 should 👏 learn 👏 about 👏 menstruation 👏 too.
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Great, I took my two young children to Turning Red and now have to explain to them what Toronto is
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Me: I will spend my whole life loving you 5 yo: Yeah. Except the part when you die...I'll probably be a teenager then.
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Relatable.
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This final season of This is Us is like the moment you realized Hamilton was Eliza's story the whole time.
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I was working on probability with a 6th grader today and instead of reading P(#>2) as "the probability of a number greater than 2" she said "the probability of a tag greater than 2." This is what it feels like to get old, right?
Waiting for the results of my neuropsych to find out if I'm #ActuallyAutistic: Me: I'll be fine with whatever he says, even if it turns out I'm not autistic. Also me:
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We did a taste test today. Everyone in my family (except the 3 year old) preferred the chocolate chipless cookie.
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jonny sun (@jonnysun) profile picturejonny sun@jonnysun14 Jan 2022
today i am choosing violence by writing about the absolute greatest cookie in the entire world (recipe included!). jonnysun.bulletin.com/18-cho…
#18. Chocolate chip cookie (with chocolate chips omitted) On only keeping the best part (with accompanying illustration)

ALT #18. Chocolate chip cookie (with chocolate chips omitted) On only keeping the best part (with accompanying illustration)

Here’s a personality test that I’ve come up with that I’m going to use on every person I meet from now on: imagine a chocolate chip cookie, but without any chocolate chips — would it be pointless or would it be the greatest cookie in the world? I don’t know what each answer really means, but for years, Elissa and I have stood on opposite sides of this. She thinks chocolate chip cookies are absolutely perfect the way they are. And I… and I know this might be blasphemous, but… I don’t really love the chocolate chip part of the cookie. I feel like it gets in the way of the buttery, chewy, caramelly, perfect cookie part. The chocolate (even when it’s dark chocolate!) is too sweet. It’s too much of a hit of concentrated chocolatiness and it overwhelms the subtle, nuanced, cookie part of the cookie. This gets to my thesis on the chocolate chip cookie. (full text at link)

ALT Here’s a personality test that I’ve come up with that I’m going to use on every person I meet from now on: imagine a chocolate chip cookie, but without any chocolate chips — would it be pointless or would it be the greatest cookie in the world? I don’t know what each answer really means, but for years, Elissa and I have stood on opposite sides of this. She thinks chocolate chip cookies are absolutely perfect the way they are. And I… and I know this might be blasphemous, but… I don’t really love the chocolate chip part of the cookie. I feel like it gets in the way of the buttery, chewy, caramelly, perfect cookie part. The chocolate (even when it’s dark chocolate!) is too sweet. It’s too much of a hit of concentrated chocolatiness and it overwhelms the subtle, nuanced, cookie part of the cookie. This gets to my thesis on the chocolate chip cookie. (full text at link)

Here is the recipe: Chocolate chip cookies (with chocolate chips omitted): 1. Follow literally any chocolate chip cookie recipe. 2. Omit the step where you add the chocolate chips. It’s my new favorite cookie in the world. It’s simple. Understated. Balanced. It doesn’t need the bells and whistles of a snickerdoodle or a gingersnap. It isn’t as intensely sweet as a sugar cookie. And best of all… no overwhelming chocolate. All cookie in every bite. Try it. Let me know what you think. And get ready for your life to change forever.

ALT Here is the recipe: Chocolate chip cookies (with chocolate chips omitted): 1. Follow literally any chocolate chip cookie recipe. 2. Omit the step where you add the chocolate chips. It’s my new favorite cookie in the world. It’s simple. Understated. Balanced. It doesn’t need the bells and whistles of a snickerdoodle or a gingersnap. It isn’t as intensely sweet as a sugar cookie. And best of all… no overwhelming chocolate. All cookie in every bite. Try it. Let me know what you think. And get ready for your life to change forever.

Photo of chocolate chip-less cookie with caption: "Just look at how beautiful this thing is."

ALT Photo of chocolate chip-less cookie with caption: "Just look at how beautiful this thing is."

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Heartbroken over Oxford High. Check on your teacher friends, we're not okay.
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Is anyone else not able to access their Wealthfront accounts right now? @Wealthfront
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I don't know about you, but I'm feeling 22.
I saw my first post-pandemic show last night. I still cannot stop thinking about @PattenLauren singing You Oughta Know. She absolutely crushes that song in @jaggedmusical. It was so incredible to be there again. #broadwayisback
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