professional comedian, writer, video maker and twitch partner. Daily Record Rabbie Burns baby 1988 - As seen on CBBC

Glasgow
Joined May 2011
My covid test centre looks like a trap
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This is gonna be real handy for all those upside down roads I regularly take!
Real life, baby
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rosco mcclelland retweeted
👑 Comedy fit for a queen, courtesy of @rossisacoolguy & Alex Franklin. Watch #LMAOF Edinburgh: of.tv/LMAOF161
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Probably seems like I’ve been hacked but I haven’t! I did a gig for @watchOFTV and I’ve started an onlyfans! Gonna do stuff on there @roscomcclelland on OF
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Is there a way to have both Spain and Portugal knocked out for such a terrible game?
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Fuck me, the gout’s got to his brain.
King Charles has called for the Tartan Army to put aside 'traditional sporting rivalries' and 'cheer with full voice' for England in the World Cup
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
King Charles did not call on the Tartan Army to cheer for England; he said it may be "too much to hope" they would due to traditional rivalries, while wishing England, Australia, and Canada luck. scotsman.com/news/scotland/…
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Oh my god
There was a bad smash on the slip road to the clyde tunnel earlier on. Someone painted cartoon tunnel entrances on the under pass walls. Obviously hope everyone is okay. But surely not!
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I’m at the Olympic curling chanting “curl one out” and everyone else is booing me!
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The M6 can go fuck itself to death
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⭐️ New GICF 2026 Show Sir Billy Connolly Spirit of Glasgow Award winner @rossisacoolguy is back at the Glasgow International Comedy Festival with one of the best-reviewed shows at this year's Edinburgh Fringe. Tickets on general sale Fri at 11am. glasgowcomedyfestival.com/ev…
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Just saw a Twitter account called “girlslovepee” and honestly, I didn’t even know!
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I honestly love that you can just hear someone go “it’s fuckin spiderman!” Hope it makes the cut in the film
Imagine not knowing that this is being filmed in Glasgow and seeing that when yer half cut 😂😂
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Apparently you have the right to bear arms but not to protect your face
Replying to @disclosetv
MORE - Orellana was arrested for allegedly conspiring to commit civil disorders (18 USC 371) by distributing face shields to rioters.
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Hello I’m Rosco McSkeleton
Scariest tribes in the world you don't want to ever meet. ~ THREAD ~
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Must be insane to meet the pope and correct yourself by saying “soccer”
Scott McTominay meets Pope Leo XIV during a special audience to commemorate Napoli's stunning Serie A title win 🤝
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Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu declared a national emergency when several blazes broke out on Wednesday outside Jerusalem. He said strong winds and dryness had created "a deadly combination". I guess the giant bombs probably don’t help either.
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I didn’t know the police brought their own personal sirens!
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Unionize against this sort of shit 💪
Consistent with President @realDonaldTrump’s instructions, all federal employees will shortly receive an email requesting to understand what they got done last week. Failure to respond will be taken as a resignation.
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I don’t even like rugby but Finn Russell is fuckin useless from what I’m seeing
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