Dogfucker

like this tweet if you’d let me hit raw

what if instead of the psych ward it was called the suck ward and they just gave you sloppy head all day until they cured you

I don’t wash my butthole bc I think that’s gay

I don’t have time to look at my penis in the morning it’s crooked last I remember

dogfucker is a sex icon

I’m warm nipple Chad you’re just a cold nipple beta

I think my dick is misaligned to my belly button who could ever love me

if u add me to a group chat I’m gonna assume you want me there to sexually harass everyone

idk what technology they’re putting in the new geekbars that makes them charge to like 100% in 20 minutes but it’s lowkey fucking crazy

spitting on her tampon before she puts it in bc I love her

shut up bitch I’m transing ur gender

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Walking up to my Asian friend saying whats japaning

bitch if you don’t like my stink sack and my personal stink corner in the apartment then file the divorce I’m so done

dada, I’m losing my toes to the diabetes

wife caught me self sucking on the couch this morning she’s threatening divorce