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OUR BALLS ARE BETTER THAN YOURS. Est. 2010. Fantasy Baseball/Football tweets. Website defunct. “You don’t have to live forever, you just have to live.” -NB 🇺🇸

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Joined January 2011
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Bench Cousins. @Raiders
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These @ESPNNFL announcers might be the worst of all time. They don’t know the correct players’ names, they don’t know the correct down, and they’re confused about basic rules.
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Who do I start? SF. 6 point TD. @MyFantasyLeague @NFLFrascella @NFL_FantasyPat @FFSnoog
25%Geno
12%Darnold
38%McCarthy
25%Baker
8 votes • Final results
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If you’re a real sports fan, you’ve probably heard Adam Schefter speak hundreds of times. He’s very well spoken. Have you ever heard him sound as uncomfortable as when he’s being asked by @johnkincade why the NFL isn’t investigating Mike Vrabel for tampering? [April 22]. The long pause, the stuttering, the talking in circles, the answering of a question with a question. Remember, if the NFL were to investigate the Patriots for tampering that would be bad for Robert Kraft who owns the Patriots and is a business partner with Schefter. Adam does not disclose that he and Robert Kraft both own stake in the same sports betting venture when he does these interviews or when he tweets. Every journalist knows that disclosing conflicts of interest is basic journalism ethics 101. Millionaire “insiders” like Adam operate under a separate set of rules. These are the sort of conversation the NFL is terrified of, so pass this tweet around and let’s have a dialogue.
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An IDF sniper just shot at me and my colleague Ali while we were working in Zowtar Al Gharabieh. We were clearly marked press and standing with a member of the Lebanese army.
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You don't get to go hit piece on AJ Preller day in day out, year after year (literally trying to get him fired), player after player endlessly; even disrespectful to the late owner after his passing; then pull this fake soft sorry not sorry act — only because AJ cucked your ass and shoved proving you wrong down your miserable throat. This isn't you apologizing, it's you trying to save face for being wrong again. Fuck this guy forever.
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Let’s not pretend there weren’t signs regarding Jayden Daniels’ elbow.
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PPR. SF. Who do I start? @MyFantasyLeague Goedert or Likely?
67%Goedert vs. WAS
33%Likely vs. DAL
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When you trade all your future picks in a keeper league to win the championship. @MyFantasyLeague @FantasyPros @Michael_Fabiano @TheFFBallers
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10 man. PPR. SF. Keeper (JSN/Flowers). Grade my team. @MyFantasyLeague
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Grade my team. @MyFantasyLeague
25%A
31%B
6%C
38%D
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10 man. PPR. SF. Keeper (JSN/Flowers). Grade my team. @MyFantasyLeague
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Grade my team. @MyFantasyLeague
25%A
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Just a reminder dodgers decided to commit to the biggest scandal since the Black Sox Scandal after Padres eliminated them in NLDS 2022 dodgers have not won a legitimate WS since 1988
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I think this one is my favorite. @Jared_Carrabis
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Remember when @Jared_Carrabis posted this? Well… teapawt.net/econompic/status/20898…
I just need to keep reminding myself that I don’t hate the Dodgers. I hate all the other owners for normalizing an unwillingness to commit to winning on the same level as the Dodgers have.
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And don’t worry about deleting these tweets. I’ve screenshotted them all.
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