Witty bullshit goes here. Production guy for @epwperth.
Perth
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Whether they win or lose this game I think it’s safe to say that the @illawarrahawks might’ve finally found their groove. @nbl #nblovertime
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Today is fucking awesome because @Weezer are coming back to Perth in February next year and I’m just so completely over the moon about it. 💙
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Chalked up some mega Dad of the Year points tonight at Tame Impala. Thanks to his old man knowing a few people in the know,, I was able to get Cody in position for not one but two high fives from Kevin Parker during the gig. Needless to say Cody lost his shit. Twice.
Good times.
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Absolutel thievery from the @PerthWildcats right there. Great stuff. Suck shit @MelbUnited. Cole Anthony is a biggity bitch. Blow me.
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Is Lisa Webb the right coach for @freodockersAFLW ? Her winning record is just over 57% & this team seems to eternally struggle offensively during her tenure. Only just able to run over the bottom team today speaks volumes. @FreoFaithful @aflwomens #aflwfreosaints @6prfootball
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Going into his third season still undefeated in the best hair stakes. Congrats @CoachJoshKing!! @SEMelbPhoenix @FelixHofe
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Fear not @CoachJoshKing. Your hair will always be perfect to me… even on your messiest days. All will be okay. 💚🖤🔥 @SEMelbPhoenix
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Expected a lot more outta this @illawarrahawks outfit after their efforts against @Adelaide36ers but today’s performance so far versus @SEMelbPhoenix has been pathetic. 🤷♂️ @NBL @derekrucker5 @ShaneHeal @NBLpocketpod
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Hey @DamonLowery8, instead of verbalising what we already know about Cole Anthony, why don’t you just jump over the commentary bench and suck his dick directly? You’ll always be Temu Homicide.
Had @CarlsJrAU for the first time ever on Sunday. You know how @HungryJacksAU can sometimes be awesome, other times shit? Tasted like they took a shit HJ’s double & made it worse. Devoid of flavour, seasoning, & fries limper than me after a 48 hour bender. No thanks.
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Can confirm that @Goodknight11 has arrived in Perth and that’s why Danny Mills and I look so happy. ❤️🏀🤣🤣 @PerthWildcats
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Live from Perth Airport and getting the @Goodknight11 scoop on @OlgunUluc. It’s been a good day. @WildcatsMark @PerthWildcats @PeterHooley12 @FelixHofe #nblovertime @NBL
It’s almost 2am here in Melbourne and despite having a long ass Friday, I can’t sleep for shit. Way too nervous. Any other @FreoFaithful feeling the same way? Anyway, here’s a pic of Drewzy from #freofaithful and I at the G. @freodockers #aflgrandfinal
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Hey @WildcatsMark, we’re at the same booth in Pirate Life as last time you saw us. @Pommie_Magpie was just challenged to an arm wrestle and won!! Inspirational stuff for the game tonight. See you soon?
Man that @sydneyswans crowd got spooked after the opening Bolton goal in the fourth. Just went dead silent. All downhill from there. 💜💜💜 #aflfinals #aflswansfreo @freodockers
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More importantly, I AM GOING TO THE GRAND FINAL NEXT WEEKEND. Seeya on Wednesday, Melbourne. 💜@freodockers #aflswansfreo #aflfinals
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I’m getting so genuinely nervous about tonight’s game that I may puke. Come on @freodockers… please, please, please win. @FreoFaithful #aflfinals @afl #aflswansfreo 💜💜💜
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