Former CTO @ Capsule8, Jailbreak tweak developer, reverse engineering enthusiast

NYC
Joined February 2009
Ryan Petrich retweeted
Phrack #71 Linenoise - "Master of Puppets - turning AV sandboxes into a botnet". What I can say... Honored and proud. Enjoy! phrack.org/issues/71/3.html
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Phrack 71 is out, including my article on using instruction patching, syscall remoting, and in-memory implants: phrack.org/issues/71/14.html…
The time has come, and with it your reading material for the week. Phrack #71 is officially released ONLINE! Let us know what you think! phrack.org/issues/71/1.html
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I’m overjoyed to have an article of mine published in phrack after reading its back catalog for so long. Wish I could be at defcon to pick up a copy. Many thanks to the phrack staff for publishing it and to the early reviewer (you know who you are) who pushed me to improve it.
o/ We are excited to announce that we are bringing some professionally printed copies of Phrack 71 to give out at @defcon! We will share where to get them when the time comes.
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Ryan Petrich retweeted
o/ We are excited to announce that we are bringing some professionally printed copies of Phrack 71 to give out at @defcon! We will share where to get them when the time comes.
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Gough - Starry Night, PCB version
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null pointers strike again! looks like the crowdstrike issue is a dereferenced null pointer that's trying to access null memory using the 'mov r9d, dward ptr r[8]' assembly operation. brutal.
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What a fucking Rube Goldberg machine modern web development is. I cannot say this enough; this should not be the normal.
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Ryan Petrich retweeted
When the team lets the Engineering Manager submit a PR
33-year-old fruit bat with arthritis goes on 'flights' to keep him active
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ok this is hilarious but also where has this been all my life: sendmixedsignals.vercel.app/ it’s a tool for weighting the variegated intentions you want to express to a counterparty and synthesizing them into one statement. A+ for shitposting but also blending in with humans
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in the spirit of transparency, here’s what @rpetrich & I wrote in response to @CISAgov’s RFI on Secure by Design: kellyshortridge.com/papers/C… we believe Secure by Design can & should align with biz goals like velocity, dev productivity, and reliability blog: kellyshortridge.com/blog/pos…
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this Valentine’s / Galentine’s / Palentine’s Day, want the secret to everlasting love? my secret is writing a book about my special interests! cry over a book deadline, not a human. invest in yourself and a love that will never leave, cheat, or let you down 🥰
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My holiday present to myself is open sourcing my sandboxing tool, Callander. It uses some over the top binary analysis to apply beastly (and accurate) seccomp profiles that block shellcode and other common attack behavior. The announcement post covers how: rpetrich.com/blog/posts/anno…
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Thank you to the lovely mortals who attended my Wasm Day talk — “A Love Letter to Isolation” at @CloudNativeFdn KubeCon 🖤 The slides are now up on my site: kellyshortridge.com/slides/A… Come for isolation in nature and complex systems, stay for the WebAssembly Component Model
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This Thinky Thinky Thursday, I'm publishing my response w/ @rpetrich to @ONCD’s RFI on Open-Source Software Security: kellyshortridge.com/blog/pos… We feel privileged to submit our recommendations for the requesting agencies to consider as they traverse software security challenges.
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Replying to @swagitda_ @rpetrich
woah ok so the implication of using Callander is that the attacker can't execute shellcode... now we're into the demo of an attack using an nginx exploit -> spawn remote shell and Callander kicks the attacker out when they try to pop a shell 🤯🤯🤯 magic by @rpetrich
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tomorrowww (Thursday) at 13:30 ET / 17:30 GMT catch me live on the @AllDayDevOps virtual stage and ask me all your Qs about resilience It’s ✨ free ✨ and you can admire my trippy stable diffusion backgrounds along with my thot lederhosen Register here: alldaydevops.com/addo-speake…
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After many years, I’m back on the public speaking circuit I’ll be presenting at All Day DevOps tomorrow (Thursday) on system calls, sandboxing, and program analysis. Join me at 15:30 ET for an adventure into the depths of Linux. It’s virtual and free. alldaydevops.com/addo-speake…
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new post: the SUX Rule for safer code kellyshortridge.com/blog/pos… it’s short for Sandbox-free - Unsafe - eXogenous, based on Chromium’s Rule of 2 If your code does all 3 of: - runs without a sandbox - written in an unsafe language - processes exogenous inputs your code totally SUX
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People stormed out of the Black Hat talk I gave w/ @nicolefv in 2019 on applying DevOps practices to infosec. I gave the same talk at Velocity later that year and software ppl were SO inspired; “omg I can extend X practice to hurt attackers?? yesplz!!” Difference was v telling.
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