a garden strawberry

is it at all possible to make new friends in your late twenties or will everyone try to fuck/date you first 🤮

if all of our data is in the clouds what happens when it rains

probably for the best I didn’t live tweet during vegas but damn did we live

back and ready to scream into the void

the sheer pittsburgh-ness of walking along and someone you’ve met twice jumping out of their car on the street to tell you they have a spare key to your new apartment to give you

‘the text is rich’ -toby about rhonj

hilariously fucked up that my parents read stevie smith poems out loud to me when i was eight instead of charlottes web or some shit

hypervigilance is hard to shake

got asked on a date by the really hot artist who tatted me today and it is going straight to my head

honestly unbelievable that i made a friend that i can live-text watching love island simultaneously with but life is pretty good i even sent out 6 job applications today

getting texts abt the strawberry super moon and sweet words and feeling gay gay gay 🥰

grateful for amy and toto making me feel loved

witnessed two people simultaneously do a full split on the dance floor in this club (garage on an abandoned lot on a one-way with 4 RENT graffitied on it 6 times) 😮😮😮

32 years after the ADA you’d think I could see a movie in theaters with captions, but they just love saying oopsies fuck you my bad too much and giving me two free tickets to have the same thing happen if I come back

I Do Not Feel Good

everything that comes out of my mouth has to pass through at least 15 filters and even then there’s some duds

a week ago someone asked me what my astrology signs were at a bar and when i said them she asked ‘oh, do you cry a lot’ and then asked what my mercury is in and said ‘wow, are you the saddest person ever’ and i can’t stop thinking about it lol

so cute to hear my mom talk about how much she liked dr dre and kendrick at the halftime show