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Joined December 2023
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me after getting dog walked 0-30 during in-person friendlies: ah GGs guess I have a lot to learn lol me after losing a pretty close set against a stranger online: hm! Didn’t realize they let illiterate pedophiles buy this game too
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“I’ll take bodily fluids for $2000” “That gnarly gunk you spray like a skunk, also called spunk” “WHAT ARE #ROPES? 😂😂😂”
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genuinely I think if you died the world would be better
𝐃𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐫𝐲 - biofoundationalism.com
@BackTheBunnyOct 11
I mean it with all my heart times infinity plus 1 cross my heart so help me God in this essay I will…
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I think a lot of good players struggle to answer this because they’re interpreting the question as “note down everything im doing wrong” when in reality most of us are asking “what are some things you noticed I did that sucked”
Efeo@EfeoVIOct 6
So hard to get a straight answer 😭
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In the history of all games no one has ever figured it out in one sitting. Getting better is about making incremental change. Tell them they don’t anti air enough. Tell them to block more.
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In any game of Magic where I’ve wanted to find a core moment to improve it involved locking in on one or two key decisions and reframing my bias. This is how you get better at everything.
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When you are at horse school and it’s lunch time
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We agree!
Tolarian Community College@TolarianCollegeAug 17
Magic: The Gathering cards need to use words like "Hence" in their rules text again.
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When is it my turn to be a hot girl’s ugly ass boyfriend
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uh oh. I’m catching a lot of strays here. I was just speaking my mind!
babadook ellington@grnpointerAug 6
Another brave truthteller on Subway Takes, the internet show for 23-year-old Boomers
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whoever is being interviewed in this video DM me. I would like to see the bottoms of both of your feet. I am PayPal ready
Island | Walooiji🇵🇷
@WalooijiAug 3
The worst fighting game mechanic? Reverse scaling in Angel Eyes, rewarding longer combos with MORE damage! Plus, round start sends both players airborne, potentially leading to instant KOs. Pure insanity. #FightingGames #GameDev
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HAPPY NATIONAL SINGLE HUNG UNCLE DAY!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOO #SEVENINCHES
alex@rslashchips3 Aug 2025
national girlfriend day? what about “National Single Hung Uncle Day”? #seveninches
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America fan art
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nano@gncfoshoJul 31
in the nascence of my sexual awakening, the highest form of erotica I could imagine was googling "Boobs". one day a neighborhood kid told me to google "Suicide girls", which I believe today would be considered "elite ball knowledge"
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The kids are rebuilding icanhascheezburger from the irradiated steel around them
SiliGremlin@SiliGremlinJul 23
Can i have a milkshake,,, with whip cream,,, cherry too,, sprinkles,,? Is that fine,,?
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please listen to my magic the gathering podcast @timewaster9k
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Somebody stop me! - Jim Carrey’s “The Masked”
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before universes beyond, commander players have never gotten mad about what commander you’re playing
DylanTheDude@DylanTheDudeGMsJul 22
Replying to @Chosler @wzrdnx
I’ve witnessed man children in person on Commander night at an LGS literally throw a fit when he got paired in a pod with two UB deck commanders. It really brings down the vibe at the store.
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