Know a graduate of TROY University’s English Department? Share this with them! #allwaysreal #alwaystroy
Came to my office and found this along with mysterious candy. I’d better eat the candy to make sure it’s not poison. #allwaysreal #alwaystroy #halloweeen
Took some TROY international students to the Ma-Chis Lower Creek Indians Powwow. They had a great time. #allwaysreal #alwaystroy
Our English majors are already publishing and presenting at academic conferences as undergrads, professionals even before they graduate. Come to TROY to prepare for a real career. #allwaysreal #alwaystroy
How do historical linguistics and nachos connect? You may be surprised! #allwaysreal #alwaystroy
If you’re ever bored at TROY University, that’s on you. #allwaysreal #alwaystroy
The interviewer becomes the interviewee. #allwaysreal #alwaystroy
Identity theft at my welcome back party with the English Department. #allwaysreal #alwaystroy
The CDC seems almost disappointed that I don’t have Ebola. #unfluencing
TROY English majors can get actual experience in grant writing … and hopefully keep me from answering for my crimes. #allwaysreal #alwaystroy
I ordered Takis and saved them to eat during the hurricane. Yesterday I saw Takis in the store and didn’t buy them because I had a five-pack at home. And NOW I DISCOVER THAT THEY WERE NEVER DELIVERED AND THE REAL HURRICANE IS IN MY HEART
ENGLISH PROFESSOR PROBLEMS: The semi-colon is in a weird place and hard to find on the iPhone keyboard. This causes me to use a comma or period our of frustration when a semi-colon is more appropriate.








