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Jimmy Pizza

@rsomething

The famous pizza who came to life during the blizzard of ‘86.

 SF and LA by way of TN
Joined January 2009
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brandon* (@brndxix) profile picture
brandon*
@brndxixNov 4
i want pat mcafee fired by midnight @espn
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Ohio GOP really leaning into the core Republican bases of “estranged parents” and “pedophiles” in one move. Very efficient.
Ohio Politics News (@OhioCrawler) profile pictureOhio Politics News
@OhioCrawlerOct 20
It’s worth noting that Acton is estranged from her mother because she married a pedophile that molested her and then sided with that pedophile in court. Calling Ramaswamy a scumbag doesn’t go far enough.
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I'll never forget the people who lied about Haitians eating dogs and cats in Springfield. You shouldn't either.
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Scott Lemieux@LemieuxLGMAug 7
After he brought us the Iraq War in exchange for no benefits whatsoever by running a ratfucking campaign deliberately designed to maximize the chances of electing the Republican candidate, Nader proudly supported the Green candidate who challenged...Paul Wellstone
Sir Humphrey 🇺🇦 (@bdquinn) profile pictureSir Humphrey 🇺🇦@bdquinnAug 7
I've never taken anyone who votes Green seriously. They don't think rationally.
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Rest in peace, Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, 52, and Joan Sebastian Guerrero, 26, beloved children of God.
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Laura Robinson@LauraRbnsnJul 1
I love that we get a show no matter what happens. A law stays the same, Cracker Barrel changes their logo, there's a black person in a car commercial, someone uses a convection oven - the "hysterical man" show comes on no matter what
Matt Walsh (@MattWalshBlog) profile pictureMatt Walsh
@MattWalshBlogJun 30
Replying to @MattWalshBlog
I at least got to live for 40 years in a country that looks and functions something like America. The fact that my children are having that opportunity stolen from them fills me with rage so deep I can’t describe it. I truly hate the people who have done this to us.
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DOGE didn't make a dent in the deficit, but it did bring back screwworm and enable a historically large new Ebola outbreak, so it's not like they didn't achieve *anything*
Dr. Catharine Young (@DrCatharineY) profile pictureDr. Catharine Young
@DrCatharineYJun 4
The Animal and Plant Health Inspection Service at USDA helps prevent threats like screwworm from ever reaching US livestock. In 2025, it lost 1,300 employees due to cuts and firings. That’s the thing about prevention: you don’t notice it when it works, only when it is gone.
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Pathetic nobodies love to cry "But my ancestors!". Some of us have accomplishments of our own.
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Jake (@JakeWallinger) profile picture
Jake
@JakeWallingerMay 11
Bare minimum 40 dollars would need to be given to me in exchange for unmuting this
MasterrrBuilder (@masterrrbuilder) profile pictureMasterrrBuilder
@masterrrbuilderMay 11
Tony Hinchcliffe takes stage during the Netflix Roast of Kevin Hart.
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All the annoying bluecheck content farmers in the world can never make me hate SF. It’s one of the most gorgeous cities to walk in, wish it was more affordable but it still has a sense of grit and beauty and genuine weirdness that many other places just don’t, amazing city.
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Dan Savage
@fakedansavageApr 8
Time for Pope Leo to start excommunicating some motherfuckers.
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Iran Deal By Obama: •Strait of Hormuz open for free •Iran limits Uranium enrichment •Iran agrees to make no nuclear weapons •Iran allows Int'l inspectors to ensure compliance •Inspectors confirm Iran's full compliance Iran Ceasefire By Trump: •Strait of Hormuz closed, only open for $2M Per Ship •Iran makes no guarantee of limit on uranium enrichment •Iran makes no guarantee of no nuclear weapons •Iran makes no guarantee to allow Int'l inspectors MAGA: Trump Playing 5D Chess! Art Of The Deal!!
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Ramit Sethi (@ramit) profile picture
Ramit Sethi
@ramitApr 7
Remember all the people in your life who supported this They voted for him. They spread lies about "waste and fraud" and Haitians eating dogs and how immigrants are a problem and how California is a wasteland
*Walter Bloomberg (@DeItaone) profile picture*Walter Bloomberg
@DeItaoneApr 7
🚨 TRUMP ON IRAN: A WHOLE CIVILIZATION WILL DIE TONIGHT, NEVER TO BE BROUGHT BACK AGAIN. I DON'T WANT THAT TO HAPPEN, BUT IT PROBABLY WILL.
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nazzo
@nazzobetweetingApr 2
if you voted for him, voted 3rd party, didn’t vote at all, or used your platform to encourage others not to vote in the 2024 election, you deserve to be publicly ridiculed for the rest of your life and not know a single day of peace henceforth 🩷
The Hill (@thehill) profile pictureThe Hill
@thehillApr 2
#BREAKING: President Trump signs order imposing 100 percent tariff on brand-name drugs thehill.com/policy/healthcar…
Trump signs order imposing 100 percent tariff on brand name drugs

Trump signs order imposing 100 percent tariff on brand name drugs

President Trump signed an executive order Thursday targeting imported brand name drugs with a 100 percent tariff, citing the U.S.’s “import reliance” as reason for the decision. &…

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Bryan (@Elwick70) profile picture
Bryan@Elwick70Mar 15
Ideally the President of the United States and the stupidest person on the planet should be two different people…
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Philippe Lemoine (@phl43) profile picture
Philippe Lemoine
@phl43Mar 12
At this rate we'll soon regard Idiocracy as a movie about a utopian society where everyone is super-smart.
The White House (@WhiteHouse) profile pictureThe White House
@WhiteHouseMar 12
STRIKE. 💥🦅
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Woofers
@NotWoofersFeb 13
We were on the verge of a vaccine revolution and now science has been sent back years, or more likely, decades, due to the current anti-science US administration.
Leah Libresco Sargeant (@LeahLibresco) profile pictureLeah Libresco Sargeant
@LeahLibrescoFeb 12
Replying to @LeahLibresco
“Moderna’s CEO announced the company will no longer invest in new Phase 3 vaccine trials for infectious diseases: ‘You cannot make a return on investment if you don’t have access to the U.S. market.’ Vaccines for Epstein-Barr virus, herpes, and shingles have been shelved.”
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Alice 🦦 (@AliceClimbers) profile picture
Alice 🦦@AliceClimbersFeb 3
This country is beyond cooked. You are arguing 14 million people need less representation than 500,000 people because wyoming looks bigger on a map. You are losing to a trick question you'd give to a 6 year old and if they got it wrong they'd end up in the slow reading group.
Veni! Vidi! Memi! (@venividimemi) profile pictureVeni! Vidi! Memi!
@venividimemiFeb 3
Replying to @ClimateDefiance
On the other hand. This tiny geopolitical area has 10 Democrat Party Senators Compared to Approximately the same area as Wyoming. They should be forced to combine into one state and get only 2 Senators for the state.
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Showing up in person for large, peaceful protests is for losers. The only correct way to do politics is like James does, by being miserable and tweeting sarcastic invective at your allies 80 times a day. This is how you spark the revolution.
James🔻 (@GoodVibePolitik) profile pictureJames🔻@GoodVibePolitikJan 31
So excited for No Kings 3 I wonder how many cute witty signs there will be maybe some people in Handmaids Tale costumes if we’re lucky maybe we’ll even see an inflatable frog costume the possibilities are endless
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no one I know in SF including tech people is putting multi-agent claudeswarms in charge of their lives, idk what kind of People’s Temple shit is going on in SF blue check tech twitter tho
Kevin Roose (@kevinroose) profile pictureKevin Roose
@kevinrooseJan 25
i follow AI adoption pretty closely, and i have never seen such a yawning inside/outside gap. people in SF are putting multi-agent claudeswarms in charge of their lives, consulting chatbots before every decision, wireheading to a degree only sci-fi writers dared to imagine. people elsewhere are still trying to get approval to use Copilot in Teams, if they're using AI at all. it's possible the early adopter bubble i'm in has always been this intense, but there seems to be a cultural takeoff happening in addition to the technical one. not ideal!
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