my leg was particularly weak today and since i live in a house with Too Many Stairs i started the day off with falling on the stairs toe first and dislocated it PT told me to just exercise more ended the day off with bruising my other toe on the same foot in the same fashion

when people ik on twitter find me on ao3 but i still write in english like a 12 year old

turned on his camera to show off his delightfully burnt post-house lunch:

the war is over. he texts me. i try to call him. hes on the fucking throne reading a fanfic i recommended after, we call, talking about fandom stuff and he pauses. calls out. "my door just broke" the loud clattering of metal reaches my phones output i LOSE my shit

hello little nessie, please get out of my closet!

hello little nessie what are you doing in my mums closet even!

israeli subhuman idiot tries to argue muslims are more bigoted than the rest of the world 😭😭😭😭