Parody of a parody PM. If you didn't laugh, you'd weep.
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We are a party that doesn't believe in equality of outcome, that we should all be treated the same. That's called socialism. We don't buy that.
What I'd just say to you is, we've come in for a bit of stick for misleading advertising so I've instructed Simeon to have some more honest billboards erected.
#LyinLuxon #CoalitionofCunts #NZpol
What I'd just say to you is... If our treasury isn't worried about this neither should you be.
#LyinLuxon #HopelessHipkins #Neolibsrunourtreasuary #VoteGreentoendfossilfuelinsanity #NZpol youtu.be/OETnuwwsv9U?si=Bf2P…
What Louise & I would just say to you is, we're entitled to our entitlements.
#DyinLuxon #CoalitionofGreedyCruelCunts #NZpol
What I'd just say to you is...I'd rather we talk about how cycle lanes make it hard for me to get to work.
#DyinLuxon #CoalitionofElectionRiggers #NZpol
What I'd just say to you is, we're thinking of renaming the party Luxon United.
#DyinLuxon #CoalitionofClowns #NZpol
What I'd just say to you is, why do you think they gave me the job in the first place?
#DyinLuxon #CoalitionofClowns #Shambles #NZpol
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What I'd just say to you is.....I foolishly thought my #LyinExTobaccoLobbyist Bish & Winnie were only ever talking about shoveling more taxpayer money to ciggie companies during their durry breaks.
#DyinLuxon #CoalitionofClowns #NZpol
What I'd just say to you is.....my caucus has become wet, whiny & inward looking.
#DyinLuxon #CoalitionofClowns #NZpol
What I'd just say to you is, I was not aware of this bill. It was introduced by a former junior staffer who no longer works in my office.
#LyinLuxon #NZpol
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What I'd just say to you is, just as well Labour are spending all their time at meetings playing silly buggers. Otherwise they might have been leading voters onto the streets to protest our corruption.
#NZpol
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What I'd just say to you is, you might think I'm a fool, but Labour MPs fall over themselves at every opportunity to prove they're not serious people.
#OnlytheGreenscansaveus #NZpol
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What I'd just say to you is, you might think I'm a fool, but Labour MPs fall over themselves at every opportunity to prove they're not serious people.
#OnlytheGreenscansaveus #NZpol
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What I'd just say to you is, everything's fine. I'm wealthy & sorted & #HoplessHipkins doesn't believe in a Wealth Tax either.
#OnlytheGreenscansaveus
Why are the far right (& NZ First) doing so well?
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What I'd just say to you is, why even bother wasting money on an election when never wrong Thomas is telling me to put on my dancing shoes again?
#DyinLyinLuxon #NZpol
What I'd just say to you is, finally someone who gets u̶s̶, m̶e̶, it.
#DyinLyinLuxon #EattheRich #NZpol
What I'd just say to you is, a third of New Zealand’s fuel comes from Singapore. While I’ve been here, we’ve signed a deal that "does not in any way commit NZ or Singapore to procure or guarantee the supply of goods to one another", even in a crisis.
#DyinLyinLuxon #NZpol
What I'd just say to you is, a lot of people say my Coalition is dysfunctional, but at least we don't go around telling the public home truths about each other.
#DyinLuxon #Onetermgovernment
What I'd just say to you is, the most disappointing part is that we didn't have a similar bit of dirt to hold over Tova to ensure our propaganda was broadcast as news without pushback in the morning as well.
#DyinLuxon #NZpol #StateMediaCapture
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