midwestern cartoonist, bad at pool, caffeine enthusiast, sports fan, creator of Stone Avenue

the attic
Joined January 2024
Happy 250th America 馃嚭馃嚫
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Brewers aren't playing smart rn, desperately chasing a hit, they gotta exhaust the pitcher like they did all 3 games
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I geniunely cannot believe what I'm witnessing, this is the sports equavelent of a wet dream for me, and IT'S REAL!!!!
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The Brewers using their cheating powers to leave 12 runners on base
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Rest in Peace Eric Bauza
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I stand corrected; guess the brazillians came to their senses
it turns out Gerald Ford pardoning Nixon was the smartest thing he did; pardoning a former head of state, for whatever reason, is the only way people realized he did something illegal
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Milwaukee, 39 years ago today The Milwaukee @Bucks defeat the Soviet Union 127-100 in the USSR鈥檚 first basketball game against an NBA team in the 1987 McDonald鈥檚 Open at the MECCA (now UWM-Panther) Arena.
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BREWERS WON!!! 2-0 LEAD IN THE WORLD SERIES!!! CAME BACK FROM A 4 POINT DEFICIT!!
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got ratio'd by a car wash on facebook
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oh this is a bad start
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really like these designs.
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Mario plays a saxophone made of PVC pipe in a potential Mario movie '93 deleted scene:
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when i'm through with you, they'll be making hopecore edits of me on tiktok
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Ne being blasted by a cannonball during the Battle of Trafalgar
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please Brewers, you got 3 games left... don't fuck it up
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Brewers be like: "hmm, Ashby did great, let's replace him with a pitcher who gets all 3 bases loaded in the last inning," thank fucking God for that double play
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you got to be fucking kidding me
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Misiorowski has the speed, but Aaron Ashby is a menace on the mound; he has to be a top contender for mvp
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sweet dreams
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