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Bilal 🎀⛷️

twitter crazy gan, you fit dey plot on woman wey you like make she dey tweet about just getting fucked by another guy 😆😆😆

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SENIOR ALCHEMIST@rumithegodOct 22

Performative

@metrofive5Oct 22

Couple so pretty they need to be photographed and placed in a museum 😩🥹🤍

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𝒳𝑜𝓍𝑜🧚‍♀️@shestriumphOct 22

Being normal performatively

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@ImtiazMadmoodOct 21

Madarsa teaching proper way to beat a woman. Quran 4:34-Beat your wives.

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Aidan Simardone@AidanSimardoneOct 20

Thanks to whoever made this

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@Benahol_007Oct 15

Kadınlar muhakkak almalı Hayat kurtarır…..

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raftël 🏴‍☠️@boyvulatorsOct 21

Finding out u have pretty boy potential u just need to work on yourself a little

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ICONOCLASTIA⛧

@XandresrevengeOct 21

🥀Indians will worship anything, I wonder why there’s such a deep seated need for them to worship things

@BasedgoymemesOct 20

Someone placed a kangaroo trash can there and indians began worshipping it as a new god

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@prtygal777Oct 18

such a precious moment

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Zirkzeason@ZirkzeasonOct 21

Oh my days the state of this pass…

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👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊

@UnkleAyoOct 20

Come to think of it. That man would still be alive if he slapped his wife instead of kissing her. You know how crazzzzzzzzy this sounds.

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Dr. Maalouf ‏

@realMaaloufOct 20

They let a man die rather than stop praying and help him. This is what a cult looks like.

@joemiano30Oct 20

Not even death can allow a Muslim to break his prayer! What if he could have been saved?

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Smile the Goddess

@SmilethegoddessOct 20

How am I just finding out there’s an audience on tiny desk😭

໊@unecloOct 19

currently gagging at Cardi B's tiny desk set... the way everyone in the crowd is rapping along bar for bar

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@avyloveyouOct 20

say no to MASTURBATION

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@maxvayshiaOct 19

Let me play my part my retweeting so that more people can save it and spread it worldwide.

@iamChigooOct 18

Una go think say na content or trend. Dey play! Come outside and look well. This thing don turn pandemic.

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Megatron is a GRADUATE❤️💝✨

@Megatronnnn__Oct 19

Getting killed for a kiss on the forehead But marrying off 6 yrs old girls is legal under their law????

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@notokikiOct 20

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Don’t stop talking about the mass slaughter of Christians by Islamists in Nigeria.

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co-creator with God. 🥼🩺

@MaryRoseMalomoOct 19

Killing people who are married for a forehead kiss but supporting child marriage and marital rape and somehow it is a religion we are supposed to see as good?

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𝔫𝔣𝔵𝔪𝔶

even worse when she posts that fuckass barbie in distress meme and captions “wowwwwwwwwwww” on the 23rd of september 17:44 2026. so your tummy genuinely sinks and there’s absolutely nothing you can do. 😂

yorubafulani🎀

When your crush is tweeting about a dark skin with tats and piercings and I don’t remember having any of said features. #fears

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