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Chris Rumper 🚀 retweeted
Replying to @NFLOfficiating
@NFLOfficiating making up a fake false start while the ump is holding up play and then doing it AGAIN the next snap. Kind of obvious who they have money on #TNF #NEvsCHI #Patriots
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Chris Rumper 🚀 retweeted
I would like to see AJ Brown catch a deep ball
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Chris Rumper 🚀 retweeted
????
Trump makes an indescribable sound effect: "I'd say 90% of the reason I took the governor-- EUHHH"
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Chris Rumper 🚀 retweeted
People can keep pretending that this isn’t a sign of something wrong, but it’s a sign of something wrong
Trump: As much as I can fall in love with a man, which isn't that much, I fall in love with Tim Scott.
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Chris Rumper 🚀 retweeted
WTF
Trump on Melania: And I said, Baby, how good was that tonight? Was that the best? Nobody can do it like me, baby. And she said, what happened to you? Are you OK?
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I’m fuckin crying dawg
Trump makes an indescribable sound effect: "I'd say 90% of the reason I took the governor-- EUHHH"
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Chris Rumper 🚀 retweeted
Trump corrects himself: "Mutilation-- mutilization..."
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Chris Rumper 🚀 retweeted
Okay, seriously, what the hell is going on?
Trump makes an indescribable sound effect: "I'd say 90% of the reason I took the governor-- EUHHH"
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Time for another dementia test
Trump on Melania: And I said, Baby, how good was that tonight? Was that the best? Nobody can do it like me, baby. And she said, what happened to you? Are you OK?
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Chris Rumper 🚀 retweeted
Has MAGA always been this gay?
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Chris Rumper 🚀 retweeted
Damn. Wait. This isn't AI Southpark?
OH MY GOD!!! This just played as Trump walked into his rally in North Carolina. This is not normal. "So God gave us Trump." "So God made Trump." "So God gave us Trump." "So God made Trump." MAGA is a cult.
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Man, I did not have Trump exploring his sexuality at 80 on my bingo card
Trump: You have Darline and her very handsome husband. That’s a good looking husband.
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This is the funniest sht I've seen in a long time! "Blehp." What the fck?! He literally has a frog in his throat. 😂 HAHAHAHAHA!
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Chris Rumper 🚀 retweeted
Gotta love CNN's Anderson Cooper! He and his team made an amazing compilation of Dear Leader being gay as f*ck! 🏳️‍🌈
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When a rapist commands, "QUIET!"
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Chris Rumper 🚀 retweeted
Trump doesn't appear to remember the difference between the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans:
Trump: I think let's keep it the Atlantic Ocean, right? Pacific Ocean—we're going to call it the American Ocean. How do you think Europe, how do you think Europe would feel? Do you think they'd like that?
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Trump is struggling to keep his eyes open
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Dude had a seizure like incident. Clear neurological glitch. Fucking hell, he has to go!
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Vance: “What could I possibly say about Jon Husted that Donald Trump has not already said? Don't worry, I'm not gonna talk about Jon Husted's ass."
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Chris Rumper 🚀 retweeted
Trump: I didn't get the Nobel Prize. I didn't get the Pulitzer. I should have gotten the Pulitzer for writing too.
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