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C L Λ S H

@rupertclash

the original c-bomb

 SW (is best), UK
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Joined April 2016
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Anyone want to go sharesies on Drake's Island? I have £8. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-de…
Plymouth's historic Drake's Island fortress on sale for £6m

Plymouth's historic Drake's Island fortress on sale for £6m

Drake's Island includes a 16th Century barracks, a pier and an underground network of tunnels.

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Glorious 12th, lads. Let’s at it.
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Double glorious day as X thinks I’m of legal age again!
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Twitter doesn’t think I’m 18 so am gonna go full twink again. COME AT (on/in) ME, DADDYS.
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No but seriously I’m very nearly 40 and I should readily be able to have a feed mixing news, comedy, cats, and hardcore porn. @x
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Still no update on this @x. When I was born the Berlin Wall was still up, Chernobyl was freshly warming up everywhere east of it, and Donald Trump was only a shit business man sex offender
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Deliveroo driver was ‘start of an adult movie delivery driver’ hot and now I’m not eating but searching online for him but so far no luck.
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What’s it stopping?
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Some new evidence about her potential death and a doc about the main suspect, a reminder that Maddy Mccan’s fruitless and pointless search has cost taxpayer £13.5 million
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Erm, an ‘HRH’ and a capitalised ‘R’ please, or I’ll unleash more than a drop. State of this country 🙄
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Strength of a Prince rupert's drop teapawt.net/MarchUnofficial/status…
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Just woke from a dream where @TheSimpsons had to do another episode about the Stonecutters because half the lyrics to their song are not something to sing about anymore. They’d updated the song accordingly. Only tweeting this so when it airs I can claim credit.
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Also had a vividly, almost lucid one about a local barman (with biceps as big as my thighs, intense stare, and the gait of a man with 3 legs) and I having lots and lots of very lovely sex, so don’t worry - I’m not over the hill just yet.
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Oh Kyle, you handsome, cutie patootie 🥹 You should’ve won. #MillionDollarSecret And speaking as a plummy Brit- with your accent/voice just record yourself reading audiobooks and sell them somewhere. You’d make a $1m in about 11 minutes. From me. 🫠🫣
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SR managed to make it to ep 2 before talking about weed. Hasn’t worked on his laugh. Rest of cast carrying. CO’H perfect. Really want to like it. Will preserve a little longer. Low hopes. #thestudio
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Chap who used to sell me little packets of fun back in my party days now advertising his PT business on Facebook, which is odd. Not as odd as the pic which looks like he’s getting noshed off. Genius if intentional, I clicked.
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You might recognise him from a Netflix show, too. Though I knew him, that face and the back seat of his M3 wayyyyy before he was famous and flogging treadmills though
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Just popping on here to say I’ve suddenly become very interested in BBC Radio 3 Unwind ok thx bye ✌🏼
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Probably time I did some new art somewhere. Eyes open, lads.
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This has to be the most star spangled, low budget @AccidentalP in history. Not sure it’ll ever be beaten.
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Couldn’t sleep. 100% present/attention watched s3 of #bigboys. Ricocheting between tears of joy and sobs of sorrow so hard I may have whiplash. What a show.
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I’m getting ads for both hair regrowth solutions, and intimate body hair removal lotions. I don’t need either, thanks, but imagine getting those mixed up. You’d be devastated wouldn’t you?
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