crunchy

Nashville, TN
Joined December 2009
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Just because you’re mentally ill doesn’t mean you can’t be sexy
WE CAN’T FIND BIGFOOT BONES BECAUSE OTHER BIGFOOT EAT THE BONES
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New Plato’s cave just dropped xitter.cf/SlenderSherbet/status/…
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ask not what your country can do for you. they literally won’t do it
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Every building in every other country in the world has one door?
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attack on snail, france, 15th century
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doctor dog treating sick cat, 15th century
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Look at the size of anti-war protestors in St Petersburg, Russia. Wow
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All art has meaning. Most of it means “I’m horny and have religious trauma.”
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[using time machine to travel to the 1950s and take credit for a famous song] oooo wah ah ah ah
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putting a tray of fancy snacks on the roomba and pretending i have a small idiot butler
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Someday perhaps the pigeons will feed us back.
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Y’all mind if I have a good week?!? 😂
coolest pic i’ve seen in awhile
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Producer tip: put birds in there
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We’re all in this together! Glad to be a part of the Oil and Gas Climate Initiative – working collaboratively toward solutions to mitigate the risks of climate change. @OGCInews
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Stay in line.
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Anyone else have Christmas Eve feelings but scary? Anyone?
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A great leader is someone who can fend off tough questions with self-victimizing tantrums.
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Don’t listen to anyone from my generation. We all wore our clothes backwards for like 2 years in the 90s
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If Brian Wilson and Al Jardine aren't gonna be there (they aren't), Trump isn't going to a Beach Boys concert. He's going to a Mike Love concert.
President Trump will visit Newport Beach today to raise money for his cash-strapped campaign. The event will feature a live performance by the Beach Boys and tickets start at $2,800 per person, up to $150,000 per couple for co-chair status. latimes.com/politics/story/2…
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