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Today: turn 125kg of wax into 12,000 red crayons. Then wrap 12,000 crayons, bundle them into ten, bag them, box them.
Remember I can make any colour and put on your own label if you want to order a few thousand for your own company.
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Our car trailer was stolen from Upper Hutt last night. Please retweet/share. Thank you.
Based on a spinoff of the hit game Wordle, Kiwi musician James Mac has created an NZ Music Month version of Heardle! Test your knowledge each day by seeing if you can guess the Kiwi song in just 1 second, over at the website. nzmm-heardle.glitch.me/
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Sunday's emojicast:
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fortune teller: stay away from water
jack: sure cool yeah
[later]
fortune teller: told you
jack: *with a bandaged crown* you said stay away from water not a hill
fortune teller: but why did you go there?
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The problem with wearing headphones while walking to work and listening to music, is that you forget no one is listening with you and you look silly when you're the only one dancing at the lights.
Next time if my co-pedestrians could join in, like you'd be doing me a solid.
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Dine in style at the Craggy Range restaurant overlooking the Te Mata peak. Spectacular food, spectacular wines! What more could you ask? @rustyrake wp.me/p7xM7H-4yf via @territorymob
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Please share @Wellington_NZ this is my daughter Bea’s rabbit, flopsy. We are currently travelling around the world for a year and yesterday took a flight from wellington to Christchurch. We think she was left in the airport but nothing so far from @WLGAirport or @JetstarAirways – at Christchurch City, New Zealand
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Mariah Carey beginning with “I don’t want a lot for Christmas” and then revealing she wants “you” is such a good burn
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[last minute christmas shopping]
me: hi, my son really want's x-ray glasses this year
clerk: sorry sir, we just sold the last pair
me: ok, then i'd like regular glasses and two pairs of skeleton pajamas
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Very long shot here, but if you've seen this gorgeous scarf around Welly, I'd very much like it back as my mate crocheted it for me and I love it. 😭
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So close to 300 followers.... like and share this tweet and if we make it by Sunday I’ll shout one of the 300 coffee and a scone (or Tron cafe treat of their choice!) 😍 @lovethetron
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1,047 lives saved because of our incredible volunteer surf lifeguards. Wow. Aotearoa's beaches wouldn't be the same without them, so can we give them a shout out to say "THANKS" ?
#NVW2018 #SLSNZ #SurfLifeguards #Volunteers
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VISOR (wearing glasses): I'm sorry sir, but that's our policy and it's final.
ME: Can I speak to your supervisor?
VISOR: *removes glasses* What seems to be the problem?
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Mountains looking good in #Queenstown with more snow falling today!
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