“Bitcoin will never break its all-time high again." — Jason Calacanis Jason, i'll bet you my entire cum jar it will break its ATH. Here are the terms: Bitcoin hits or exceeds $126,210.50 on or before October 30, 2026, 12PM PST @jason Do we have a bet?

what’s worse: rape or a fire

your honor, my client didn’t mean to rape on autismobrah. the rat from ratatouille was controlling him.

they told me i would get super powers if i didn’t jerk off but i don’t feel shit it’s been almost half a day

the halocaust is real i was there

i have a friend who always says “that’s like a sore dick, you can’t beat it” when he finds a good deal on something

i’m nothing without my vape

why does my penis hurt when i see a latina

a nigga cant even enjoy feet without some fuckhead having something to say smfh

vaping on babies you’ve never seen before

if you cut a planarian worm in half, it grows into 2 different worms. and this works infinitely. so basically what we have here is an unlimited worm duplication glitch.