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You gotta win to get love, everyone knows that. That’s just life.

Minneapolis, MN
Joined March 2011
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A guy in class today asked me what I was doing for Valentines Day and I said nothing and he said oh I just assumed you had a girlfriend and I said thank you. Top 5 interaction of my life – at Minneapolis, MN
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The Assassination of the Packers by the coward Matt Lafleur
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Can't wait to take this guy's money
WOW: A Kalshi trader has put $125,005 on Jordan Love to NOT win NFL MVP this season. If anyone else wins the award, the trader will win $130,506 for a profit of $5,501.
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We finally made it
Drink your water and eat your greens you have to live long enough to see PROJECT HAIL MARY in theaters next year.
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Ryan Jonas retweeted
Giving away TWO MORE FREE ENTRIES into the $1.2M Mayo Cup One and Done @FanGolfChamps 1. RT this post 2. Reply with your username on the entry you already bought I'll pick one WINNER at 50% Full and 75% Full
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"We've got really good, really capable quarterbacks."
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Replying to @AndyHermanNFL
How’s that for a response?!?!
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5th best record in the NFL, 3rd best odds to win the Super Bowl, best odds to win the NFC and a loud portion of the fanbase that acts like it's all going to shit and we need to have a complete meltdown and panic and heads need to roll or else. Is this team good enough right now to win the Super Bowl? No. Do I need the team to be playing their best football in October? No. Enjoy the journey. It's not always pretty. We have plenty of time to judge the final product at the end of the year. It's all a process. There's not a team in the NFL that's satisfied with where they are at right now.
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rewatching La La Land and I’m convinced it’s the best movie ever made
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Ryan Jonas retweeted
🚨 BONUS CASH GIVEAWAY 🚨 Puka Nacua has 42 receptions through 4 games 🤯 Every time he catches a pass tonight, we're sending someone $500 in bonus cash 💰 To enter... 1⃣ Repost this 2⃣ Follow us @Underdog 3⃣ Follow @UnderdogNFL
Puka Nacua is projected for 22 more receiving yards than the next closest WR (Nico Collins, 73.5) 🤯
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🚨 GIVEAWAY 🚨 Micah Parsons returns to Jerry World this weekend. If he sacks Dak Prescott, we're giving away $5,000 in bonus funds 💰 To enter... 1⃣ Repost this 2⃣ Follow us @Underdog 3⃣ Follow @UnderdogNFL
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Ryan Jonas retweeted
🚨 GIVEAWAY 🚨 Thus far... Dyami Brown + Brenton Strange = 33.5 points Brian Thomas Jr + Travis Hunter = 25.4 points 🫥 If BTJ + Hunter outscore Dyami + Strange this week, 10 people win $1,000 in bonus funds 💰 To enter... 1⃣ Repost this 2⃣ Follow us 3⃣ Follow @UnderdogNFL
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Jordan Love is so fucking good and I’m tired of the rest of the league pretending that he’s not
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Ryan Jonas retweeted
ESPN Sources: Cowboys are trading three-time All-Pro LB Micah Packers to the Green Bay Packers. Parsons and the Packers already have reached agreement on a four-year, $188 million contract. @DavidMulugheta of @Athletesfirst had a hand in the trade and ultimately negotiating the record-breaking contract that includes $120 million fully guaranteed at signing and makes Parsons the highest-paid non-QB in NFL history.
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Not liking TENET
what’s a sign of very low intelligence?
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We're just innocent men
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Love that the Dune Part Two acceptance speech was just them sticking it to the Academy for not nominating Denis Villeneuve.
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about to eat some Taco Bell that is literally going to save my life
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Vikings won by 2
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Ryan Jonas retweeted
A Jordan Love is really good chart disguised as a Kirk Cousins should be benched chart disguised as a CJ Stroud is playing rather bad chart
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