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Fulton County Magistrate Judge / immigration lawyer. The best worst vibe coder in legal. Former #publicdefender. Go Dawgs

Atlanta, GA
Joined February 2009
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AI has caused me to work more than ever because now there is no technological barrier between my vision and what's possible in legal work, firm operations, marketing, etc.
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Today’s social media: prominent members of Congress and commentators get the holding wrong in Chatrie but “lord voldermalort” gets it exactly correct.
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Maybe the real severance was the friend we made along the way.
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The person who heard egg biscuit and made this needs to be arrested immediately
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Before becoming a judge I had an appellate practice and this was the secret: There are an abundance of state court criminal appeals but you have to convince real people to hire and pay you, which involves marketing and operating a law firm.
Raffi, as always, is the man here. Everything he says. Wanted to emphasize one thing, which applies to appellate lawyers and others: You need to give some consideration early in your career to the business of law. Where will you get work? How will you get it? What will it pay?
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If you (1) want to do appellate work and (2) have the skills or can learn the skills to operate a business then you're all set. Much easier to break into appellate work this way than work on complex commercial appeals at a medium or big law firm.
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Because we can sit and think and work without interruption from calls and emails just like God intended when he created the workplace.
Lawyers love national holidays when businesses and courthouses are closed, because they can wear casual clothes to the office.
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Years ago on the day before Christmas Eve, I was sitting by the fire at my in-laws' house editing a brief that was due at midnight. I did not file something quoting the Grinch, but in my heart I was feeling it.
In their opposition to expedited review in the DC Circuit, Trump's attorneys accuse Jack Smith of secretly being The Grinch.
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My chemistry career began and ended with AP Chemistry. Got a 2 on the exam and I was shocked that my score was so high.
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"Ambulance chasers" are better lawyers than most attorneys who "attended the finest law schools" so on and so forth. Realizing that would go a long way to fixing this problem.
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Very on brand to create crab batteries. Add some Old Bay and get that efficiency up to 100%.
"Scientists discover lithium replacement that may revolutionize EV batteries: ‘99.7% efficient after over 400 hours of use’" news.yahoo.com/scientists-di…
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For any redirect, recross, or rebuttal, lawyers are required to say "just briefly" or "only a few questions" and then drag on for like 25 minutes incl repeating themselves twice, it's a rule that's tested on the MPRE.
“I will be very brief” - one of the most offensively misleading things a lawyer can say in court.
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The State of Georgia paid me $2,500 for each appointed criminal appeal, including murder appeals.
I don't practice appellate law, but do appeals usually cost $1.9 million? @CecereCarl @RMFifthCircuit
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Some real big we're-going-to-win-because-the-jury-is-going-to-disregard-their-five-eyewitnesses energy
Kevin McCarthy: "We're not that far away, we only need 11 more votes to win, so I think from the whole perspective, when you talk to everybody, it's not that far away." trib.al/ozi142a
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In college I was in an org that elected its officers using a waterfall method, meaning we started with president and whoever lost could run for the next position too. So whoever lost the president vote could run for vice president, then parliamentarian, then treasurer, etc
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One year someone ran who was super unpopular for legit reasons. That person lost the president race...then VP...then parliamentarian...then treasurer. You had to give a speech for each position and by the time we hit committee heads it was all over
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Legal writing is making lots of notes in your draft like MORE HERE or TRANSITION and then 18 hours of writing later, reaching those notes again and just smashing that delete button.
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I'm abandoning all legal content and sharing what we all need right now: Recipes for Christmas cookies
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This is the best ginger molasses cookie recipe. It makes a ton. The texture is exactly what you want: a little crispy and a little chewy. gimmesomeoven.com/chewy-ging…
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Happy to announce that I've been reappointed to the Fulton Magistrate Court until 2027!
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Are you like two days away from saying forget it and throwing up an OOO until Jan 1? Looking to fill up an extended holiday visit with your in-laws? Do you like movies about lawyers? Here are my picks.
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A Few Good Men - This movie follows a young lawyer, Lt. Daniel Kaffee, as he defends two Marines accused of murder. It's a suspenseful and intense story that explores the complexities of the legal system and the moral dilemmas faced by lawyers. And Tom Cruise in uniform!
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Niche, but: my no-fail DMZ strategy is to repeat on prox chat that I’m almost 40 and they should be in bed, die about 8 times and crawl a football field to my squad, and evac by driving the hummer to the LZ and running over whoever got there first as I launch it into the copter
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Also, when it starts immediately say the map is really small even with your glasses and your squad will mark EVERYTHING