Actor & Writer in NYC. Artistic Director of @vulcantheatre. Just trying to be turtle-y enough for The Turtle Club. UConn Alum.

New York, New York
Joined September 2009
Call me radical, but I for one do not believe a senator’s only qualifying trait should be how much his ass makes Donald Trump reminisce about a long-gone time when he could get hard.
Husted: "The president is coming in tomorrow again to Ohio. Don't worry, I was in the weight room this morning working out. I don't want to let him down."
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You still have time to delete this.
Just a friendly reminder that this one tonight is PERSONAL 🚨 I hope UConn is ready for straight BELT Let’s make them wish they never scheduled us… 🤯 LEAVE NO DOUBT 🙏 SCORCHED EARTH CAMPAIGN🔥🚂
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What’s a measly 50 years between friends?
Paxton: On July 4th, we celebrated the 200th anniversary of our country.
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The “aw shucks” folksiness mask of Susan Collins seriously slipped with this ad. She thinks she’s too good to be in a race with someone like Troy Jackson. She thinks she’s above him. Because to Susan Collins, “regular” people don’t *deserve* the power to represent their peers.
FINAL STRETCH: A new Susan Collins campaign ad includes this line on Troy Jackson: “I also know Troy Jackson. But we're not talking about buying a cord of wood here. We're sending someone to the US Senate, and Troy doesn't have the tools he needs to be effective.”
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Also, “America’s Most Independent Senator” is a fucking LAUGH. Over both Trump terms, she votes with Trump 90% of the time (about 92% during his even more dangerous second term). The only times she doesn’t is when they don’t need her. She’s nothing but a Trump rubber stamp.
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None of you told me how fucking good Cyperpunk: Edgerunners is on Netflix, or how much it would utterly break me, and I blame all of you.
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If we’re to believe Portnoy (a big sentence, I know) and the barstool guy “lost” the jug, then they made a big deal of going to that game just to perpetuate a joke at UConn’s expense for clicks. So I hope everyone is happy about that and got what they wanted.
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Now watch the Giants win this with another gift of a goal line defensive stand.
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Loved him as a player. Think he’s an amazing man. But it’s over for Aaron Glenn here as the HC of the New York Jets.
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That’s enough Jets for today. Fire and trade everyone. Whatever.
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The ball is coming out of Geno’s hand like he’s throwing a bowling ball right now. Very little zip and a lot of them look wobbly.
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I’m a fan of Aaron Glenn. Defend him through a lot of shortcomings. If he loses this game, the Jets shouldn’t let him get back on the bus.
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Entirely unsurprising who the first woman Trump ever decided to believe in his life is…
Trump on Amy Acton: "If what the mother said about the daughter is half right, she has no right even running for the governor of Ohio..." KC: What about what the daughter said about the mother? TRUMP: "I don’t know what she said." KC: "That the mother remained married to her stepfather who sexually abused her when she was 12 years old." TRUMP: "When did she make that statement? Was it just recently?" KC: "Years ago. He was charged with it."
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Trump and Republicans will always, *always* attack the victims and defend and protect the abusers.
Trump defends Vivek Ramaswamy’s ad featuring Amy Acton’s abusive mother, who stayed with her husband who was indicted for raping Acton starting at 9 years old: "Vivek Ramaswamy put up a very powerful Ad about a mother saying that her daughter, Amy Acton, who is running for Governor of Ohio, is a liar, and much worse... Frankly, anybody whose mother spoke about a daughter in that way would normally lead to the daughter being precluded from serving in Office"
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This is who the GOP is. They will always, *always* attack the victims and defend the predators.
JD Vance: "Now the media and the Democrats in the state of Ohio are obsessed because Vivek Ramaswamy had the audacity to run a TV commercial which calls it out like it is and calls Amy Acton a liar"
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He could do this today if he cared about veterans. He doesn’t. So he won’t.
Trump on Camp Lejeune water contamination claims: "If we win the House and Senate, I am directing the Department of Justice to settle all remaining legitimate claims as soon as possible ... if we don't win, there's no money."
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Joe “Let Me Blow Another Twenty Point Lead” Mazzulla.
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The six weeks the Celtics are gonna get from Paul George are gonna be legendary.
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Just caught the highlights from tonight - and holy shit, Jovana Popovic is disgusting. If she’s not already a starter, she will be by midseason. That’s the most offensively aggressive freshman I can remember playing for Geno.
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“Won’t Be On The Court When Important Things Are Happening” - The Joel Embiid Story
Joel Embiid says he will be in the locker room during the Knicks ring ceremony "I don't really feel like watching that whole ceremony, so I guess I'll be in the locker room." (Via @PHLY_Sixers)
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