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Head of SEO. Co-creator of @themeparktrader. Dad & Husband. T1D

Joined April 2009
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Someone needs to have a serious chat with Mickey.
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Official commentary: 🦗 Us: “THAT’S A FOUL!” Caught it first during Real Madrid vs Villarreal in our beta. #mutethesuits #VAR #LaLiga
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First time ever: all three Altcaster founders on one cast 🎙️ ⚽ Real Madrid v Villarreal 📅 Sat 10 Oct, live from 7:45pm BST It's our Big Beta Test, so come help us put it through its paces 👇 altcaster.com/events/b6a49ce… #LaLiga #Watchalong #FootballCommentary #LiveSport
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The best Easter egg on the MiB ride is the Steven Spielberg head on a stick. He rarely lowers his newspaper, so it’s really hard to spot. I always knew Spielberg was three aliens in a trench coat.
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The amount of white men offended by the fact the new Gears of War has optional pride flags in it is astonishing. I’ve been called some awful things by more than a few people (some in the theme park space) just because I support the fact people can feel represented in video games
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No, the movie was absolute wank. That’s why it failed.
Disney president Dana Walden explains why the live-action #Moana movie failed at the box office: “It’s so competitive right now that you have to have … the right film at the right time, with audiences feeling a certain degree of demand. I would say our live-action ‘Moana,’ which is excellent, I think it was hurt by the proximity to our second animated version of ‘Moana,’ which came together under unusual circumstances, but premiered about 18 months before this one. So perhaps there was not enough time to create a lot of pent-up demand for another film.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/dis…
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This is why people actively want Universal to run Merlin into the ground. Not only is this AI but it’s fucking spelt wrong. Merlin deserves everything coming to them tbh.
On an ai hunt round thorpe park... oh its bad
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Loved collaborating with @EpicGames on this… truly wild to see our content in @Fortnite… more details to come on Pickaxe and Back Bling… @HorrorNightsORL #HHN35
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We’re all in agreement that the maleficent coaster going into magic kingdom is basically going to be Hagrids right?
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The place has been under construction for months and months and all they did was remove the soul of the store.
🛍 First overall look at the Disney Wonders shop, which officially opens this Tuesday, September 22 at Disneyland Paris! The venue is meant to be much more spacious than before, with the aim of easing customer flow between each aisle, offering greater product visibility at a glance, and making it easy to spot each franchise in one look. Efficiency was the watchword of this refurbishment, we can say that. (1/2) . #DisneyCastLife
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🚨 WATCH: Andy Burnham is mocked in the opener of #SNLUK series 2
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Walt Disney World was an absolute state when we visited over the last couple of weeks. Please go and listen to the latest theme park trader podcast for our honest take.
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This image, more than anything, encapsulates the threat that Reform UK pose.
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EPIC I LOVE YOU. #hosted
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First taste of Universal for the kids today and honestly… they’ve had a blast. #gifted #universalorlando
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Crikey. Jock Lindsey’s was terrible today. 4 drinks were wrong, rude staff when entering (literally an audible sigh) and they tried to charge 18% tip 😂. @WaltDisneyWorld you’ve been shocking this trip.
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Animation Courtyard at Disneys Hollywood Studios is wonderful. I do think they’ll ruin it when the building opens up.
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Another day another breakdown. Every single day we’ve either been evacuated or there’s multiple things broken on attractions @WaltDisneyWorld. The money we pay to be here it’s simply not good enough and guest services couldn’t give a damn.
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Every park. Every single park at Walt Disney World has something broken. Almost every attraction is broken in some capacity. Today evacuated from Midway Mania oh and Rise multiple effects broken
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Another day another breakdown
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