@ryanposting

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Joined March 2009
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Stoned King: sorry, wherefore?
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Just invented the famous dish “Chicken Ordeal”
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NEW ESSAY — “Fear and Fragility: The Glass Delusion and Its History” — In early modern Europe, patients started appearing in medical records with a particular ailment: a firm belief that they were made of glass. Tamara Sanderson explores: publicdomainreview.org/essay…
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Brueghel, fascinated, poring over the tableaux vivant of a Metal Slug game
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I made two errors in 2025. Hoping for none in the new year. #zeroerrors2026
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Got a demonic homie named Heavenly Mike
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Dropping something is a classic gag. Whoops! Lol.
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The pursuit of knowledge and understanding is cringe. As you get older, you realize that the most true things are the things you knew all along (me hungie, me firsty, need bathroom etc.)
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Can You Find The Peasant Residing ⁉️
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Received some awful news today. I am to be the next Blippi
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-Unknown
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I’m so tired i feel like when I used to be high in public. People looking at me and im like “they know im tired” to myself
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At a poetry reading saying Ok and alright after every stanza
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Season 4 Episode 7
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Self-Portrait with Masks #artbots #ensor
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Just this morning the @nytimes threatened to trap my family in a bracelet. Disgusting.
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Ryan 🥣 retweeted
WH@hastifliche20 Nov 2025
Such a classic. Rembrandt menaced, backed into a corner, by his own work, path to the door blocked by the tripodal monster
Rembrandt@artistrembrandt20 Nov 2025
Artist in his Studio #artbots #rembrandt
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Crazy that they just threw a King of the Hill character in Little Bear
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