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I woke up to see @chrissyteigen and @johnlegend vibing to my song ! I’m dead 😵

Why are they called shoes and not foot hotels

I hate when you look up recipes and you have to go through a whole novel about someone’s childhood memories off the coast of Italy with their papa first

Happy Labor Day to all the pregnant women ❤️

The movie in dis tree seems so sketchy sometimes

Life hack - if you hate having pickle fingers like me , use ur two strongest toes to reach into the jar Instead ❤️

Nathan fielder is my favorite person in the world . Sorry mom

Male ants should be called uncles 🐜

Why is it lukewarm and not jebediahwarm ????

It feels like pineapples, mangos and peaches are cousins . N somehow apples and bananas are cousins even though they’re so different . I guess that’s one of the biggest smoking gun pieces evidence of that alien Illuminati members are amongst our highest govt officials. 😔

You know a movie is good when you watch a movie and it’s good

Wild to think that every time Bruce Wayne sees the bat signal he rushes to put on black eye shadow before saving the day lmao

I deleted Instagram to be more productive and I just caught myself scrolling venmo for ten minutes

Imagine if people got a notification everytime you zoomed in on their picture

Being in a relationship is just constantly telling eachother how tired you are everyday

Anytime I introduce myself to someone and they say we’ve met before I just feel so guilty I want to give them money

I will forever struggle with the dilemma of using haha or lol in a text

90 % of being a pet owner is wiping their eye boogers

Songwriters should get fees just like producers do … what are you gonna do with a folder of beats and no songs

People are gonna be congratulating me soon . No clue what for yet , but somethings coming hehe