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Sam

@s2k__sam
 Title Town
Joined April 2012
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Ready for some playoff baseball
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Replied to 3 emails, ate lunch, and left work early...
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Tell her Derrick Henry still doing it
₿ruke (@BrukeFasil) profile picture₿ruke
@BrukeFasil22 Oct 2024
My aunt woke up from a 13 year coma !!!!!
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Costco gotta take off the $100 limit at the pump w these gas prices nowadays. Look dumb af putting in 2 different cards twice
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Getting a cold during the summer is literally the worst
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I have such a well rounded friend group 🔥
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Donald trump a lot of things but his signature is HARD AF
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10 years ago: A McChicken was $1 A dozen eggs were $1.50 A Chipotle burrito was $6.50 Netflix was $9 A full tank of gas was $35 Rent was $1,400 A used Honda was $10,000
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@phresh_arrowJun 16
Imagine making $70-80k a year in the $5 footlong era.
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Iceman listening party
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ohhhhhhhhhhmyfuckinggod can we skip to Don Toliver day
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Abbymo@Abner_MoMay 11
Happy Mother’s Day to the girl who left a positive pregnancy test in our fridge😭😂
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Buy your mom some flowers dawg
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The Minnesota Timberwolves when the other team doesn’t have 5280 or Nuggets on their jerseys
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Think some people owe Jokic an apology…
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Missing this car today 😭
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I gotta do my taxes bruh 😭
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Rocktober is so back 😈
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The good ol days
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Jokic vs the best defensive player in the world: 37.3 PPG 10.9 RPG 9.1 APG 1.1 SPG 1.4 BPG 5-2 record.
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Rage bait all over the place 😂 don’t take the bait you guys
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