Dr. Miles B. Dyson PhD

How many Democrats does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. They're too busy complaining about Trump.

The most fun you can have in Google's BigQuery is closing the window and using something that isn't slow as hell.

Dropped off my CA ballot this morning so those cheating, corrupt "leaders" can bin it then do what they want anyway.

So glad I sold my shares of $DIS years ago. imdb.com/title/tt6604188/

I hope to hell this doesn't become a thing. Given how awesome the rollout and drama around the covid "vaccine" was, this would be an absolute catastrophe for the entire planet. science.anu.edu.au/news-even…

I haven't attended a work summit in person in over 10 years. Absolutely no regrets. Snore.

"Hype it up and stay vague. Ride the outrage wave before anyone looks into the details." - @MSNBC's mission statement

Spending the morning downloading Spotify playlists in FLAC.

Me when coding: 👀 "It hasn't failed yet. That means it might be working!"

"Thank you for buying from our site!" "Here's a never ending supply of spam for you as your reward!"

The President of the US speaks at the UN. American news media now focusing all media coverage on his opinion about their escalator. I sure hope they call it Escalator Gate. #defundNewsMedia

Why is Google Cloud Console so agonizing to use? You think they could speed it up a little and make it slightly more intuitive.

Welp... Time to get naked, grab my bong, turn on some Groove Salad, and spend the day (and possibly night) coding. Awww yeah. somafm.com/groovesalad/

"We weren't able to play the victim, so I fixed it."

Videos of people during their work day are incredibly popular. I'd do that, but it's unlikely anyone would watch me smoke a bong and laugh at Bugs Bunny all day.

They're sticking with Esptein "hoax", eh? It's just the same sh!t shuffled around every four years. youtube.com/watch?v=9X4Z1lLU…

Parents no longer encourage their kids to become President. @KamalaHarris was proof that anything can run for leader of the free world. The bar can't get lower. Children are better off becoming TikTok influencers.

People can go their whole life without trying Italian food, and that's just really sad.

Work gives us a perk for unlimited @nytimes access. I'd rather have a gift sub to the Jelly of the Month Club.

Bad PMs are exhausting. Good PMs make work fun. Here's what SuperGrok thinks a PM does.