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The trenches of south euclid
Joined February 2010
Chanting USA like Hulk Hogan just took a cheap shot from The Iron Sheik but didn’t let it stop him from getting hulkamania going
Trump is heckled for a third time at his speech in Mississippi: "SHOVE THAT BALLROOM UP YOUR FAT ASS!!"
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You either have PTSD from the kitchen or somebody wasting water and that’s money going down the drain
Is this a safe space? I know its not but yall mostly ignore my tweets until I start talking about sex. Anyways..... the sound of running water (only when its not being used) drives me insane. I cant explain it.
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He got caught for cheating for sure, lady in the green just got her get backs. Pastor Vernon gotta one up this one tho. Put your cashapp in the bulletin.
A Cleveland pastor introduces her husband’s second wife to the congregation at Lifeworks Church in Cleveland, Ohio, yesterday.
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This is like me and the lion king, only I never watched the lion king after me and the woman agreed to watch the lion king. Trash ass movie.
a buddy in college, throughout college (4yrs) exclusively watched The Office as a way to date. He would match with girls (tinder or school) and tell them over and over again that he’s “never seen it” and the opening dates with these girls would just be watching the office
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He was just paying and supporting local artists. He ain’t steal it.
Replying to @sack216
Ppl call 4 a bad guy for paying for a happy ending but josh Jacob’s gets swept under the rug
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He ran one in? Ya fuckin dweeb
Replying to @sack216
You’re the only dumb ass as posting some stupid stuff like this he was bailed out by the kicker. He has zero touchdowns today. Stupid bastard.
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Takes one to know one, Mr tall n talented
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Why does Big Smoothie insist on everything having bananas in it, have you no shame? Get away from my blueberry concoction
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I feel like Dr Loomis
WHAT THE FUCK LMAOOOOOOOOOO
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Gee, blank avi twitter account, how did said kicker get into position? He surely can make a 95 yard field goal, right? For the past 5-6 games or so? He must’ve done 300 yards of screen passes too.
Replying to @sack216
You’re the only dumb ass as posting some stupid stuff like this he was bailed out by the kicker. He has zero touchdowns today. Stupid bastard.
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Hospitals got all they shit on a Sunday? I need a backeyotomy and not tryna waste my time.
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He might be a predator, but he’s our predator!
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YEAAAAAAAAAAA 4, WALK THAT SHIT DOWN YOU PERVERT
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And lost
Tony Pollard vs Browns: 25 CAR 129 YDS 3 TD Both of his multi-TD rushing games as a Titan have come against Cleveland.
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HOES MAD, HOES MAD HOES MAD.
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No tailgating for a month is brutal
Aye man. I got a grille come make some ribs @staydown_life 😂😂😂
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I am crying laughing with tears down my face!!! Hahahahah!!!!!! 😂 😂😭😂😭
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Fuck Breaking Bad
Ranking the most famous Series of all time
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Gahdamn right. You sink it! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
JD Vance on the economy: "You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
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Shit was glowing like a Scooby doo villain
Can’t be eating them Frooty Dootys 🥣
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