would love to get to a point in my life where i’m planning my criminal activity 4-5 years in advance
what is it about working in a restaurant that makes it so when you just ate it’s dead but the second your tummy starts rumbling everybody and their mother decides it’s time to eat
currently drunk asf but i know i will wake up and go to work tomorrow feeling fresh as a daisy because i have a whimsical spirit
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hey siri is there a way to sue my boss for worsening my nicotine addiction ?.
crazy how before seeing the whole image i was unsure wether this was something from mattys wedding or charlis album
what’s your concert history?
first concert: Harry Styles
last concert: Role model
next concert: Role model 🤞
seen most: The 1975 / Twenty one pilots



















