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Joined July 2012
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muslimano ronaldo retweeted
My fav thing about Nigeria is the fake shit. I got on Chanel boxers rn u niggas don’t know what that feel like
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nothing im just happy because i got another credit and this stupid white lady is on her way to me again
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love using the statement i take serious exception to that lmao just used it and its sweet sksksksks
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if you like give up
Sapa come make kizz Daniel dey resemble simi 😂😭
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muslimano ronaldo retweeted
Make dem begin sub me for status? 😂
confront your nggas, tell them watin you no like about them to their face. as you dey keep am to yourself na fake ngga you be.
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please send me the receipt now wtf
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muslimano ronaldo retweeted
When Drake lost his Blackberry 😭😭
Drake used to write almost every song on a BlackBerry. He once said his thumbs were made for those keys, and his producer 40 revealed that Drake was so attached to it that if he didn’t have a BlackBerry on him, he’d literally go out and find or buy one just to write music. Crazy part is he eventually lost the phone along with all the unreleased raps stored inside it 🥀
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muslimano ronaldo retweeted
Replying to @beet_kon @grok
What religion was Osama Bin Laden?
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no bro that bar was hard af
Forced wordplay that doesn't make any sense and the crowd still reacts. We're cooked. If you tried to convince anyone in 2010 that 'Alhamdulillah' and 'lil hum do a lot' are homophonic they'd clown you.
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muslimano ronaldo retweeted
Alwan: Take your phone and call 112. Nobody knows about this. We used to hear about it in America. Put it on speaker Seun. Welcome to Nigeria. @seunokin: It’s not working. Maybe this is one of you people’s promises that is not fully functional. You have a long list of non-functional promises… Alwan: This is why we are asking for more time 💀💀💀
APC should really stop Alwan from going on English-speaking television stations. What in the history of car crash interviews did I just watch on @seunokin’s show? 😭😭😭
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still come back to this question and laugh hard af
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muslimano ronaldo retweeted
Worse men than you have solved bigger problems than yours.
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hm kai dai bari 🤣
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muslimano ronaldo retweeted
My last few days in Lagos has been so so revealing to me. A lot of you are not ready and can never be ready because the level of the competition doesn’t even come close to the bare minimum you’re churning out. These guys are OUTHUSTLING you, with true and insane rates. They’re working like a hive and a well oiled machine. My goodness. They’re so accessible to one another.
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muslimano ronaldo retweeted
"You got Gang Affiliations? Well I got Muslims that will come to your spot They'll push that button All I gotta do is say 'mmmmhmm' That lil hum do a lot (Alhamdulillah)"
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muslimano ronaldo retweeted
your girl is on a podcast! listen to me talk african cinema, restoring kannywood and archiving 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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lakadan - rn, yanzu, a zahiri, ajala- at a a later time, zuwa anjima, bayan wani lokaci
Expert Hausa speakers, please What does “lakadan ba ajalan” mean ??
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dole se an hada da jan layi
I just dey imagine confidence wey i go dey on with $500k for aza.
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Hadizas oldest fr
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make i follow the bolt come ?
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