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ALKEMIST): πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ

@sairo_23

I Am; A Professor to be A Self made millionaire An Alchemist MINDFUL SOULπŸ‘Ό

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Joined March 2022
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What is life if you don’t value your brethren like you value your phone?
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Ella 🌸 (@ella__78_) profile picture
Ella 🌸@ella__78_14h
At 18-22 she's too young to get married At 23-28 allow her to enjoy her life. At 29-33 men are not interested in marriage At 34- 40 marriage is not an achievement At 40- upwards they become old witches and start recruiting gullible young women and call themselves feminists.
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KIFOTO
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The era when you dropped your phone and the battery flew out was just crazy .
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Kijanβˆ† Ya Foreman (@KijanYa_Foreman) profile picture
Kijanβˆ† Ya Foreman@KijanYa_Foreman14h
Men just don't like compliments. Nimeambia bois flani apa ati leo umeua luku akanishow leta mia nne nikuachie hii koti.
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FC Kibe (@Kibet_Goat) profile picture
FC Kibe@Kibet_Goat5h
Jana nilichoke this baddie during horizontal engineering sikujua ni asthmatic. Karibu nijibu murder case buana. Sahi before we engage, lazima utoe original medical certificate with Duale's signature. Akuna mcheso!
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Gaddafiβ„’πŸ’€`πŸ’Β°^ (@Mwenda_254) profile picture
Gaddafiβ„’πŸ’€`πŸ’Β°^@Mwenda_2543h
Leo nilikua niende taifa jirani lakini mambo iko Namanga nikama hakuna serikali kabisa
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Millennial akiona GenZ aki quit job bila resignation letter
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Gaviria (@Luciano420_M) profile picture
Gaviria@Luciano420_M2h
Yule morio huniokolea sana alafu yeye hunipata off guard kila siku leo amenipata on guard 😁
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Levi$🧠 (@ItsLeecapalot) profile picture
Levi$🧠@ItsLeecapalot3h
41 looks good on you but my dick would look better insiide you
TarurΔ© Gatere (@Taruri) profile pictureTarurΔ© Gatere@TaruriNov 3
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TalismanπŸ”« (@maximpelle) profile picture
TalismanπŸ”«@maximpelle9h
Philo I clearly understand that you are a political analyst and to top it up, you are an alumni of Kenyatta University but kukuja hapa na kutuuliza kama jamaa anachangisha fifty bob atatoboa is just not it. Hii ni swali unafaa kupigia nyanyako umuulize ju sisi hatuna time kabisaa
Philo (@Iyalawekesa) profile picturePhilo@IyalawekesaNov 3
One term Senator thinks he can be president all over a sudden. Riggy G was Uhuru's P. A for over ten years, with all the billions he looted from Bungoma county and his late brother's estate, he could only manage to be a quarter term DP. Mtu anachangisha ffty fifty atatoboa?
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Kaboyaβ„’πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ (@kaboya01) profile picture
Kaboyaβ„’πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ@kaboya018h
Naskia Nairobi single mothers are putting their daughters on family planning now that they're on holiday. Unapatana na a 16yr old amedunga Handbrake kwa mkono, what a time.
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Manta_Ray@PrinceRaymond_23h
Ile vumbi hiyo Adselect itawaonyesha, hamtaaminiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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The minute you leave religion, demons, witches, bad dreams, and everything dark leaves you alone because those things were an illusion
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ALKEMIST): πŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺ@sairo_23Oct 31
🎢working everyday, yes I'm working for the girl I love. ..
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MkandaπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯.
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Yuzkid πŸ—‘οΈπŸ“Ώ (@yuzkidofficial) profile picture
Yuzkid πŸ—‘οΈπŸ“Ώ
@yuzkidofficialNov 3
This GENERATION of WOMEN really believe they can sell pussy and find real love at the same time πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­
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JΓ miΓ© (@Jamie_innt) profile picture
JΓ miΓ©@Jamie_inntNov 3
Yaani ata sijaweza kuenda kupiga picha za graduation kama wenzanguπŸ₯²
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The job advert said β€œfresh graduates encouraged to apply.” The interview started with "Tell us about your experience "
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kwakina ndoa tawe (@skyla2thewrld) profile picture
kwakina ndoa tawe@skyla2thewrld14h
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ pia watu wa ruto hawapewi kazi?
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AntohKE (@therealantoh) profile pictureAntohKE
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It has been four years since I got my TSC number and five years since graduating from KU. Nimeapply hizo kazi sipati kwani huwa mna apply aje jameni ndio mnapata? Mimi I give up kabisaa hata singesomaπŸ™Œ
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kwakina ndoa tawe (@skyla2thewrld) profile picture
kwakina ndoa tawe@skyla2thewrld12h
Ukiwai jipata unaanza ku coach someone on how to respond to your texts or asking them why they never call you first jua tu unaforce issues
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kwakina ndoa tawe@skyla2thewrld10h
If you ever feel stupid just know that nililipwa salary tu hivi nikaendea perfume ya 4999 for men na nikabuy pineapples mbili na watermelon nikaambiana kwa job I need Friday off bc my dad akona surgery appointment (My dad died a long time ago)all bc I wanted to surprise my man
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TalismanπŸ”« (@maximpelle) profile picture
TalismanπŸ”«@maximpelle11h
Just saw a Maasai warrior being rejected by a solid 8 hapo stage. Wacha nisonge kando kidogo naona hasira imepanda akaanza kukunywa zile dawa zao akitafuta ni nani atadunga na mkuki
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