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Saltafa

@saltafa

a normal 22 y/o boy trying to make someone’s day better @saltamerch @saltesports_ ✉️:[email protected]

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Joined March 2019
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Man steals vitamin D from woman
Usama Zafar (@Usama7) profile pictureUsama Zafar@Usama725 May 2020
Men are trash.
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Sehri ke siren se PTSD hou gaya aaj 💀
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very proud to announce, I have not had any pakoras, samosas or spring rolls this Ramzan #health #lifestyle #fitnessismypassion
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What season are mosquitos inactive in, I swear I thought they’d not exist in February but these dudes are everywhere
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No one: Me: looks at food videos during roza
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You guys ever drink so much water and eat so much dahi in sehri, that you could jump a few times and make lassi in ur stomach or is it just me fr
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Asal strike tou mei bathroom mei karta houn sehri ke baad Complete and utter annihilation
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May this Ramzan be our best one so far iA. May those who didn’t pray pray this Ramzan May those who prayed, be able to pray in the masjid with regularly. May those who didn’t read Quran read it this year. May those who read Quran, be able to memorize a Surah this year.
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Me during taraweeh when the imam reaches ayat al kursi whilst reciting surah baqarah
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I don’t have Paratha’s the entire year but Ramzan mei🤌🏻
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I think I’ve gotten old, I’m struggling to stay up till sehri 😭
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Jab bhi kisi dost ki shaadi ka invite ata hai tou ammi taunt maar deti hain 😔
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u eat something so delicious u remember god
Saf (@DaftSaf) profile pictureSaf@DaftSaf14 Nov 2025
All praise be to Allah always
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Officially at the age where all my friends are getting married
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Back pain fixing hacks my physio told me after charging me 20k rs that I’m telling you for free: 1. Back Support & Coccyx Cushion khareedein 2. If you work sitting down a lot, get up every hour, and walk 5 minutes 3. Don’t scroll reels slouching in bed 4. Hot water bottle
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Ran out of word limit Baaki next time bataonga
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In my 20s with 70 y/o back pain 😭
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One day you’re okay and then boom
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Itni buri kamar mei Dard hai feel like I’m 70 bhai😭
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I’ve never heard a story of a chooza dying peacefully it’s always some crazy bakwas😭
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The chooza urge to die tragically and abruptly
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Recently posted about how my chooza’s have died, and OH MY GOD. The stories HAHAHA, I don’t think a single chooza has ever died from old age😭😭
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