normal guy

Refusing to take vitamins as a kid only for them to fix all my problems

We're both gay

Lalala

His name is pubert

listening to my best friend take a political test

Tell your friends you're in love with them and play with their feelings for 7 years prank

Napping at 3 pm

Ao3 down for 4 weeks, gooners forced to read real books...?

Job options: - Line cook - Stand-in for fish at aquarium - Godfather - That one neighbor who doesn't mow their lawn

Hohoho I love golden kamuy! *slaps my big fat belly* I love hyakunosuke ogata and vasily! *farts really loud*

How do you cope with having a really cute cat

Am I gold loot

okoiphobia

What is your problem

The centrifuge exploded and hit my lab partner directly in the dome

At age 18 you spontaneously develop bone problems and you get lockjaw every time you yawn

Who wants to match