priv: @brvfcs (for mutuals only)

Chicago, IL
Joined July 2008
when i say i got that dog in me this is what i mean
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her going “me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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lol this is how i found out lights is in a poly relationship with anthony from smosh
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Tried on a Halloween costume and he was not amused.
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I have never seen someone with so many original thoughts in my life. This woman is a once in a generation talent 😭😂😂.
Exactly why I be standing far away when it starts LMFAOOOOOOOO
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not now spirit halloween 😭
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Day 4 in Chicago, and I can say with the utmost confidence that anyone who’s scared of this city is a massive pussy
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This is isn’t even open to debate.
Which Midwest city has the best flag?
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me and who
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theres someone on tiktok with a 2 year long lego lord of the rings comic with ethan and hila and they’re freaking out because ethan cheated
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Man I am just ready to call it quits because what the fuck lol
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god i miss when i could just buy something and it wouldn't generate 50 fucking emails in my inbox
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We need to throw Sam Altman into a volcano
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Whose polycule is going as Ethan, Hila, and Tamara (and Nate, I guess)
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Internet out again and gotta use PTO til it’s back. This is how I cope.
Internet’s been out for four hours (get it together @Xfinity) so I have to use PTO for the rest of my work day 🫩 Treating myself to a good lunch over it.
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Woke up feeling really betrayed and shitty. I don't know what to do other than say check out the game I poured my heart into, I guess. Dieonthishillgame.com
Uh not for nothing but I think jackbox might have taken the idea behind my game for the debate and switch game in their new party pack. what the fuck.
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Holy shit the whiplash I got seeing Numa Numa guy, chocolate rain and the 'Omg shoes' dude in the same ad hit me like a 18 wheeler.
How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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October in Chicago is undefeated
Months in Chicago, ranked (climate change edition): 1. October 2. June 3. July 4. September 5. November 6. August 7. December 8. May 9. March 10. April 11. January 12. February
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An Illinois racoon got so fat that he got stuck in a sewer grate, forcing police to show up and free him. Images via the Zion Police Department
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