Coffee makes me sweaty and I'm bad with children

Joined August 2012
Webcam is broadcasting some of Virginia's orphaned bear cubs bit.ly/2rzS4tW
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Will prostitute myself for flex bucks. -@sam_fadool
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life’s best kept secret: most things you think matter don’t actually matter
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i’m not crying you’re crying
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Catch me at ERAU with these siq kicks ;)
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Spam or Sam??????
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Maclay soccer advances to the State Championship!!!!!
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That Sunday night mood...
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"To all the little girls watching...never doubt that you are valuable and powerful & deserving of every chance & opportunity in the world."
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That privileged white male has SUCH a hard life!!! He is often victimized! 1 like = 1 prayer
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I am being so rude. Apologies. Google, is there anything you want to ask me?
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OHA IS AN ADULT !!!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY OHA!!!!!!!! 🐙🐙🐙 #ohais18..... @sam_fadool
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I'm honored that our President would include in his summer playlist BUT THE FACT THAT HE PICKED ACID RAIN 😳😳😭😭💯💯⛽️🅰🆖 xitter.cf/potus/status/763744742…
Been waiting to drop this: summer playlist, the encore. What's everybody listening to?
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@marieshapley I lol at myself because I get maybe 1 retweet and 4 likes per tweet #mytweetsaresoweird
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Oha has moved to Omaha! Now that she is there, what does her nutrition look like? #LOLING
50%Baby carrots
10%Potatoes
40%Corned beef
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The Oha saga RETURNS!!! Where should Oha move to?
10%Ohio
90%Omaha
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Finally, @chancetherapper Has A Shot At That Grammy on.mtv.com/1UxMNvv
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