sama

I’m slappinG da bass bitch

You can slap DEEZ NUTS

fighting back tears in the Paris airport because I don’t want to leave all of this delicious bread

Fuck daylight savings time. I’m keeping my hour

I need more and less blankets

I got a new rug and the first thing my cat did was drag his asshole over it like a dog

every time I start to come out of depression, something outrageous always happens to put my ass right back in her sad place lol I WILL NEVER FINANCIALLY RECOVER FROM THIS 😫

why tf did TB give me my shit like this 🤥

Close the fucking malls already wtf.

Keep shitting on “burger flippers” and why you don’t think they deserve a living wage and see how many of your restaurant industry friends still fuck with you when you’re done. Classism is so ugly

What is it called when you’re a bootlicker for employers?

If you think anyone should be poor FUCK YOU

I finally understand why old people use those plastic covers for their furniture. I will fight anyone who does harm to my velvet couch

Death to the turtle man