Sam Elliott

Pulling out a throwback pic #NewProfilePic

The real culprit behind COVID-19 #CoronaVillains

Where Peter belongs #bachelor

Keira Knightley and Natalie Portman when they go in to audition for the same role.

And this is reason number 7281618836 why I’m quitting Snapchat

Kirsten #gillibrand cloroxing the Oval Office

Hide your hamburgers, candidates. #JohnDelaney

Nobody: Garage Band:

I made a bot watch the first three seasons of Stanger Things and had it write an episode. Here is the first page. #StrangerThings

Nobody: Nobody ever: Nobody in the entire Milky Way, Andromeda Galaxy, or any other planet in a universe far far away: Katy Perry: