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Sydney, New South Wales
Joined June 2012
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Marco Rubio realizing he has to be the new host of Inside the NBA
It’s time. 🤟🤟🏾🤟🏻🤟🏽
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Simon over Raya when he conceded something like twice as many goals is CRAZY
UNAI SIMON IS THE 2026 MEN’S GOALKEEPER OF THE YEAR! The 2026 World Cup winner 🧤🌎 #ballondor
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Moment an American pastor and prophetess, who are both married, introduce a new wife to their congregation and announce that they are now in a polygynous marriage with a female church member, claiming it is the “will of God.” 😭🤦🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️
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With the context that I loved the film: I’d be surprised to see anyone from The Odyssey win an acting award
'The Odyssey' sets final acting categories for Oscar campaign: No Zendaya, Charlize Theron, Lupita Nyong'o, Elliot Page, or Jon Bernthal goldderby.com/film/2026/the-…
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Death to passive voice!!!!
matt predictably sharp on ANT S1 but goddamn is he always funny too bloomberg.com/opinion/newsle…
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The Obama “clinging to guns or religion or antipathy towards people who aren’t like them” gaffe was 18 years ago. Immense staying power. Trump says about seven things more offensive than that per day, almost none of them remembered even 20 minutes later
Clinging to my guns and religion at the Greensboro Cheesecake Factory tonight.
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I mean this does sound like bullshit but is it any more bullshitty than other ex politicians getting paid tons of money to sit on boards and speak at corporate dinners? No. No it isn’t
"Jacinda Ardern joins University of Sydney, delivering guest lectures on social cohesion and empathetic leadership." Pure comedy. theaustralian.com.au/higher-…
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hey i have a question
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Elon Musk has spent more money on American elections in the last two years than George Soros has in his entire life.
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This is probably his best polling position
One week until the midterms Trump: here’s 1,300 words on why Bill Maher sucks
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President Trump posted a more than 1300-word rant against Bill Maher, in which he tucks in that he is “not building a swimming pool in the White House briefing room,” but is still considering moving the press out.
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Elon should absolutely pay to four-wall a 3,000-screen release for this. Audiences will flock to it. It’ll make so much money that Christopher Nolan will be forced to admit his film was woke garbage. Hollywood will never recover and generative AI will replace every major studio.
Watch Episode 1 of our Odyssey series made with Grok Imagine. Let us know in the comments if you'd like a full breakdown of how it was done! Creative collaboration with @WonderStudiosX and director Dev Walker @glumlot_
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On an equally fundamental level, we’d take Elon’s concerns about the Russians being killed in this invasion more seriously if he ever, EVER spoke harshly about the one man whose fault it is: Putin. But no. The over the top criticism is always reserved for Ukraine
Elon Musk's statement about needing to have pity for Russian conscripts is the ultimate act of cynicism and hypocrisy. If Elon wants the war to stop and Russian conscripts not to die, the thing to do is help Ukraine win as quickly as possible, rather than forcing Ukraine to sacrifice itself. A Ukrainian victory is the only way to save the lives of the Russians Musk sympathizes with so deeply.
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Your embarrassing grandpa who spends his days hitting on the staff at his retirement home because in his addled twilight years he has no filter is the US president now
TRUMP: I looked at his ass, and I've never done that with a man before. By the way, I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before: Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss.
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Our society is never going to top this
Around 1500, Hieronymus Bosch painted sheet music on a sinner's bare butt in hell. 500 years later, someone transcribed and performed it. Now you can hear the original butt song from hell.
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"the white house should look like the place where i order asian chicken nachos because otherwise how will working-class americans know they're respected." listen to yourself.
The coastal elites hate Americana. We know what they really think, and we know why they are so quickly defending Obama’s snobbery. They might think they are “too good” for the Cheesecake Factory, or find the decor to be tacky, but most regular Americans don’t
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Here’s the incomparable Dave Allen discussing how to teach your child the time. It’s one of the most perfectly delivered stand up comedy performances of all time. Absolute genius.
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"My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark." -- Dr. Evil
Trump: "My uncle invented radar! Can you believe it?"
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Donald Trump's uncle did not invent radar. The "first practical radar system" was patented by Sir Robert Watson-Watt, who built on the work of others such as Heinrich Hertz and Christian Huelsmeyer. aps.org/archives/publi… training.weather.gov/nwstc/NEXRAD/R…
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NEW: That Starshield that the Musk and the Trump administration throttled for Ukraine? It was paid for by the German government, with some help from other European countries—not the U.S. My latest. puck.news/who-really-pays-fo…
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"If the media says torturing puppies is bad, the GOP must defend puppy torturers because they can't buckle to the liberals"
It's an important message for the next generation of Republicans. We can't return to the pre-Trump GOP, which kowtowed and buckled to the liberal media's hypocritical, one-sided critiques. Trump taught the GOP it's okay to fight back, and that shouldn't change. Offense!
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