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brandon just said if he ever takes our hypothetical child’s phone away and i give it back, he’s taking mine away too lmfao i hate him
probably controversial question here. but why do old people drive so slow when they have such little time left 😩 ur wasting it bro speed up
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what sport do you prefer to watch
35%football
18%baseball
41%basketball
6%miscellaneous
17 votes • Final results
me “when im old i want to give my engagement ring to our future son to give to his fiancé” brandon “not a chance you’re gonna die with that thing on your finger. you think it’s for free? nope.” i hate him i really do
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im so sick on my death bed, & brandon goes to me “knock it off- today’s not the day. charles woodson gets inducted into the hall of fame today”
this has come full circle as he heads to vegas in august, pray for me
brandon just told me he will probably go to a “whore house” for his bachelor party i honestly have no words at this point
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brandon “who’s patrick swazye?” me “the actor in dirty dancing” brandon “no that’s john travolta” lmfao
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last night brandon rolled over in bed and looked at me and said “babe great news!!! the raiders and bears play on our wedding day. BEST WEDDING EVER.” i hate him
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ok due to covid all my fun bachelorette party ideas have been destroyed and im depressed should we still try to go to vegas even with lame restrictions or just go to nashville with a little less lame restrictions
39%vegas
61%nashville
23 votes • Final results
your room will be waiting for ya😘🌴
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i’ve never missed @itsdeejG more
i seriously wonder why djahna and i are the way that we are all the time i just don't know honestly like
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brandon said i can’t have a chinchilla or a hamster for my bday so now idk what to get. like if he should buy me a hamster
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“there’s nothing scarier than little kids in the dark, if our kid ever comes into our room in the middle of the night i’m drop kicking it” -my fiancé
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brandon is telling me we don’t need a wedding video and that hiring a videographer is a waste of money. his defense? “when was the last time you watched one of you track races?” his comparing our wedding day to my track meets!!!!!
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men: why is your bag so heavy also men: put this in your bag please
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brandon is trying to tell me that a chocolate fountain & champagne wall are not necessities at our wedding. pls help me
77%must haves
23%ur being extra
43 votes • Final results
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every year brandon tells me he knows who the raiders are going to draft & literally not once has he been right, i am amused
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