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Hi @ThreeUK, someone in your Barnstaple store has sold my Mum an additional line when she came in to cancel her contract and go sim only... she's now gone back in to cancel it and they've told her she can't. DM me please so we can sort this out. Have spoken to trading standards.
Fun one for you @easyJet. I arrived for my 11:45am flight to Amsterdam to be told that you'd oversold it and that I was on standby to see if I could get a seat on the plane. The flight has now been delayed until 4pm and I'm being told to continue waiting to see if I can board...?
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It would take the average UK worker more than 32,000 years to make what British Gas just made in 6 months.
This is a cost-of-greed crisis — and millions of people are paying the price.
There is an alternative: bring energy into democratic public ownership!
I present to you, my @JoeListComedy x Central Cee mash up that quite literally no one asked for.
Remember that time, painfully recently, when celebrities were buying pictures of monkeys for hundreds of thousands of dollars and setting them as their Twitter profile pictures? Classic.
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My therapist told me that anxiety and excitement are physically the same and when I feel anxious about something that I should pretend that I am excited. This morning I tried it and thought "I am so excited that everybody hates me"
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Chloe Kelly just ditching the mic in her BBC interview to sing Sweet Caroline is my highlight of the year #WEuro2022Final
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This is an open challenge to anyone who goes on Jimmy Fallon, when you tell an anecdote and then he does his big fake laugh after, slapping the table and everything, can you wait a beat and then look him in the eyes and ask with great vulnerability "did you like my story Jimmy"
A boobie focussed Instagram account called “Witness the Titness”.
Anyone’s welcome to that idea, I simply don’t have the time nor commitment to run it successfully.
