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Comedy, cat, art & game lover. 30-something bookworm. Neurodivergent. Bisexual. LOVE = @blast0rama! #lettuce #ANDPeggy

Maryland, USA
Joined January 2008
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#SponsoredbyEA Thanks to #EACreatorNetwork, I’m giving away one copy (For PC/EA APP) of #ForRent EP to one lucky winner! 🏢 📷 Follow Me + Retweet this! 📷 Leave your 3 fav emojis so i know you did! Ends Dec 8th 7pm PM EST #TheSims4ForRent
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oh to be a cosy cat living in a cave 🍄 - #peachtober22
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a potion is brewing
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it's halloween season!!! 🎃👻🎃
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🍻 #Brewmaster is out now on PC 🍻 Grab your copy on steam now with an extra 10% off for the first week! Thank you all for waiting with us! Create a beer on us 🍺 store.steampowered.com/app/1…
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#Brewmaster: Beer Brewing Simulator. Discover, learn, and master the art of homebrewing - out 29th Sept on PC! ✨ 🏡Set up your home brewery 🌾Create your recipe 🧪Use real brewing chemistry 🌡Refine your craft 🍺Brew your dream beer Wishlist & sign up: aurochdigital.com/brewmaster
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Happy #Splatfest everyone!
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The #Splatoon3 Splatfest World Premiere begins in 30 minutes! May the best team win!
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TOMORROW 10am-4pm EST strimmin for @trans_empowered and so nervous I could throw up!!!! There’s a chance I might have to eat 10 corn cobs on strim and maybe even play a spooky game 😳 I would love to see all y’all there!
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also is anyone else’s anxiety so bad that they watch tv shows they’ve seen before instead of new ones because they’re familiar and therefore comforting?👉🏻👈🏻
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my toxic trait is not reading game dialogue and then having the audacity to be confused about what i need to do
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oh! there goes the yarn ball!
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We played Wobbledogs publish by @WeAreSecretMode in our sponsored stream✨ I honestly had the absolute best / bonkers time and can't wait to play again. Check the game out via this Steam link - bit.ly/35XP4P6 To catch the chaos VOD link - twitch.tv/videos/1427245139 #ad
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Stages of packing: excitement confusion "all my clothes suck" "I've never worn this sequin skirt, but I'm sure I will wear it on a trip, absent other options." rage laundry (???) "Why didn't I get this altered years ago?" "I NEED MORE CAFTANS" uncontrollable sobbing acceptance
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Night stroll ✨🌙 (careful, the ghosties are out)
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