What a horse! What a ride! What a win. It’s an honour to strap Trapeze Artist. It’s been one hell of a ride so far and long may it continue (for a month or two at least) @GRyanRacing @blakeryan86 @blake_shinn #TeamRyan #TeamTye

Shane Crawford brings less than nothing to the Channel 7 racing coverage. I’d be staggered if he knew anything about racing.

Waller 4th up with a mare going to a Cox Plate, we’ve all read this book before. But, is Aeliana actually going any good?

Make it make sense that they’ve sent Central Europe to the Callander-Presnell and not the Spring Champion Stakes. A $1 million fake G3 compared to a $2 million G1. I’ve been #Wallered

#BWFC 🤍

King Pedro 🚨 #Futures

How far Ceolwulf 😭

Connections looking to beat the handicapper this spring might need to take a leaf out of Robin Hood’s book. The 1987 winner of the Epsom Handicap had 11 year old Jim McHugh, riding in only his second ever race, carrying only 27kg to salute #HandicapRacing

HAHAHAHAHA they thought they had it, they even Wharfie timed. Will they ever win one #AFLFreoLions

Spanish Gaz!!! 🇪🇸🤍

Incredible set of nuts on the ump at the end. 100% the correct call. What a game #AFLHawksLions

Voss, M Reid and Treacy are all frauds #AFLSwansFreo

Is Oliveanotherday put in, take out? #Flemington

Notice how when Nick fucks up the commentators don’t dare mention it. He’s just protected everywhere

Photoshop him in black and white stripes and he’ll be sweet.

Huddo is a Geelong supporter isn’t he? Why is he barracking so hard for Hawthorn to get 3rd? #AFLEaglesHawks

There’s no bigger downhill skier than Nick Watson #AFLEaglesHawks #Fraud

It irrationally annoys me when people pronounce the nonexistent “N” in Sheza Alibi. It’s not that hard to say #Randwick

Speed maps out the window in the Winx. Assume Lindermann just takes it up. Has to be a positive for Sheza Alibi to be closer than many had her #Randwick #WinxStakes