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entertainer in real life boring online. he/him. Pākehā. landback! decolonise! very handsome. Aotearoa.

Wellington, New Zealand
Joined September 2009
I don't understand any of you sorry
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Sammy the Albatross retweeted
To be clear, a wealth tax will pay for: ✅ Income Guarantee of $385 for everyone (plus family top ups) ✅ First 10k of income tax-free ✅ $385 p/w for students ✅ Free dental for ALL ✅ Warm homes If you're in the majority of NZers that want a fairer tax system, vote for it.
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No ciggies for two weeks. Doing Super-Hans level activities.
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There is no argument against giving 16 year olds the vote that doesn’t also apply to adults x
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going back in time to the first shoes to actually make them foot shape
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were yous washing your hands after going toilet? I thought we were trying to keep our dicks clean
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Dying by hail would be all good. Like if the sky decides its time its probs time.
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Sammy the Albatross retweeted
Join us in wishing @RealStevenAdams of the @memgrizz a HAPPY 30th BIRTHDAY! #NBABDAY
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Painting a roof. But oh no a fall. An ambulance is here to help. Kindly paramedics and wise looking man. "I'm Dr Shane Reti" "Oh Dr, my legs" "Defunding hospitals is good actually"
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Breaking: NBA to introduce 2nd ball to accommodate Phoenix Suns new big 3.
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at a restaurant trying to order some leftovers on toast
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a wig but its all the hair on your body
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top 5 NBA players that would also be good at improv comedy 1) Kevin Garnett 2) Richard Jefferson 3) Sir Charles Barkley 4) Anthony Edwards 5) Boban Marjanovic
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If this heat keeps up I'm learning to pant.
Forming a Roman style street gang to roam comic conventions in search of AI artists to beat up.
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Potatoes are to food what I want to be to people.
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Seeing some of the haircuts my friends in their mid 30s choose makes me feel lucky I get to go bald.
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Ok. I wasn't going to but ok.
Sammy the Albatross retweeted
NBA players with Extremely Dune Names, ranked: 1. Lauri Markkanen 2. Jock Landale 3. Admiral Schofield 4. Johnny Juzang 5. Bones Hyland 6. Furkan Korkmaz 7. Nic Claxton 8. John Collins
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