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sam :0

@samwich607

// he/him // also i'm hungry rn but that's just me on an hourly basis

Joined April 2021
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(actively developing an erection) wait my antenna is picking up a signal. the mothership is calling me
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🂱@laylologyOct 30
God, grant me the bello to accept the things I cannot change, the papoi to change the things I can, and the banana to know the difference
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ok fine .. I kinda see it a lil bit lol
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lxlia@lxlyuhOct 28
take off your clothes we need to talk
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︎︎ s@saeiouraOct 22
being nicer to myself because i’m my me
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It’s time to acknowledge that she won in the end. We’ve all seen these images hundreds of times
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serena★@_ioadkoh_Oct 18
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Xenon@xenontfOct 17
it's called gay sex its the next big thing
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as a gen z i randomly feel like cancelling him 😭😭😭😭
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@PopBaseOct 17
Happy 54th birthday to the talented Eminem.
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I can’t lie, I walked outside just now on the third Saturday In October and when I felt that 48 degree air brush my body, I came all in my shorts. Nutted right there on my front porch. Made a giant sticky mess all over myself. #Autumn
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i could never be a mysterious person because the second something mildly interesting happens to me i need to tell at least four people
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mania !!@ManiaGTCOct 12
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diegui@digayguiOct 12
smiling smiling smiling smiling smiling bitch you hella joy healing healing healing on me bitch you so serotonin
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@tumiszn_Oct 11
genuinely fuck whoever came up w the dumbass idea to replace THE DICTIONARY BUILT INTO GOOGLE with the ai overview's definitions i hope everything in their life fucking sucks
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in Bed 😊😊 homewrok not done 😊😊 hair not washed 😊😊 room not clean 😊😊 twitter time!!
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Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 4
Snoopy made his first appearance 76 years ago today.
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Zendaya when Stressnightb walks in
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there's still time tina
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