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/Sæmz/ First Of His Name.

Not Planet Earth.
Joined July 2018
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What an idiot.
Puyol, Maldim and Nesta were never this good, respect Chalobah and Fofana please.
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Au leo sio tarh 29..!!? Au saa 12 asubuhi bado..!? 🌚
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Samz• retweeted
Ronaldo Jr: Dad, can we take a family picture with your new Ballon d’Or? Ronaldo:
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“Ronaldo played 5 UCl finals and won all of them”😭😭😭😂😂😂
Messi played in 3 World Cup finals and won just one… Ronaldo played in 5 UCL finals and won all of them. Fact: If Ronaldo had played in 3 World Cup finals, I swear he would’ve won all 3. He knows how to deliver in finals, unlike Messi.
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That Rio vs Acheampong battle was an insight into England’s future. Rio had some great moments in 1v1s and even when he drifted more central too. But Acheampong also looked rock solid defensively. You don’t often see quality shining through in the same game for both the winger and the opposition full-back, but that shows the talent level of these two.
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Honestly, fuck off back to Newcastle Bruno Guimaraes you fucking Brazilian cunt. How does he even dare start another game for us after tonight? He signed for the league champions and doesn't even command starts. Oh, he plays against Fleetwood and loses us the tie. Fuck off
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Samz• retweeted
Bought, not earned ✌🏾✌🏾
🚨✨ OFFICIAL: Ballon d’Or announce Cristiano Ronaldo 2008 has been voted as the BEST BALLON D’OR OF ALL TIME. 🌕
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“balon dor is rigged” but you’re the first fanbase in history to pay for an award that the balon dor created😭😭
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The Ballon d’Or has lost its credibility, but you’re busy defending it with €1 votes. 😭😂
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🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: More than 5,009 people voted MORE THAN ONCE for the B.O.A.T award which Cristiano Ronaldo won! ✨ • 44 people voted between 10 and 26 times. • 300 people voted between 5 and 9 times. • 4,665 people voted between 2 and 4 times. Each vote costs €1.
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🚨 Wesley Fofana defended Kylian Mbappé at a post match interview: "Mao Zedong? I’d rather not talk about it. Kylian thinks what he wants. Yes, he’s a dictator. Malo Gusto thinks the same as me."
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We are losing three games in a row, i can feel it in my balls.
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I knew Emegha ata miss, kichwa cha mpto mno huyu fala
Emegha na Rodgers watakosa hao tukienda matuta
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Emegha na Rodgers watakosa hao tukienda matuta
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Turn over za huyu msee zimezidi sasa kha 🙌🏽
Mentality kumbe ipo eh? Usiniletee tu zile turn over zako upate stan wa kudumu.
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Game ya 11 hii na team haiwezi hata kupiga pasi tatu
It's just hoofing the ball, we can't control the game
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Samz• retweeted
It's just hoofing the ball, we can't control the game
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Hakuna mchezaji mpumbavu kama Fofana.
Fofana X Gusto 🚮
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Fofana X Gusto 🚮
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Fofana X Gusto 🚮
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