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Slightly hyper-active multi-functional ex-Chef, Designer, Ocean Swimmer and Surfer. Yankee expat, based on the beach in Oz. Opinionated, yet I love you all.

Sydney Australia
Joined March 2009
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This is how it went down from my perspective. To best understand, we start from where I was. West St. between Rector & Carlisle St. The apartment was facing north looking at the towers. About 160 metres from the South Tower.
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Counterpoint: I married a Horse Girl, this means weekends and holidays she's off with her horse and friends hooning across the paddocks, giving me hours of quiet time to surf, swim or do whatever the fark I like. Everybody wins. I love and appreciate that horse as much as Mrs S does.
8 Girls You Should AVOID AT ALL COSTS 1. Horse Girls 🐴
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What your typical inner-city Labor/Greens supporter looks like.
Meanwhile, on the streets of #Melbourne in 2026… πŸ“· Whatpeoplearewearing_au
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Barack Hussein Obama was a HUGE mistake. Worst President in history.
Barack Obama was a HUGE mistake. Worst President in history.
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Soooo... how's the election going?
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I don't care what they tell you - your washing machine does not need AI nor does it need to be connected to the intarwebs.
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You don't even need to understand French to know these kids are "dans la merde".
They destroyed Paris and now weep as the young vandals in France are sentenced to 22 years in prison
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Sometimes PTSD hits randomly - last night was awful w v bad dreams, waking up drenched in sweat. For reasons unknown, this instrumental from Simple Minds calms my fucked up head.
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100:1 Odds are that our globalist overlord kvnts declare water as a state-controlled resource and access is a heavily taxed privilege.
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More you know.
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Damn it!! @Joey1800callme stop sharing my password! 🀣🀣🀣
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ Just making sure all my passwords are ok…..
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Went to our local Italian for takeaway and the owner gave me a plate of fresh bluefin tuna croquettes to take home as well. They were delicious. We’ll take it as a win to end an otherwise frustrating day.
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The face you make when your grift is exposed because someone created a completely fake polling company then releases a letter explaining how polling is Media propaganda used to shape results and not predict them.
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OK Architects are back to retardation. Arch: "Your plan isn't aligned w/ Milestone 2 columns" Me: "I don't have your MS2 drawings, please send" Arch: "Correct, you have not received - we need your drawings to inform us how much space you need and we'll update" Just shoot me.
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I loathe newly minted Project Managers more than anything. Especially those with a 'get it done attitude' combined with an "I know fuck all about commercial kitchen design and standards" disposition.
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A rare thing just happened - an architect gave me more room than needed for a kitchen - I gave back nearly 50sq/m. And even more surprising is that there are no structural columns in my circulation spaces. Happy days.
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