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Glasgow, Scotland
Joined November 2006
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In order to get elected, @BarackObama will start a war with Iran.
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You’ve done it again, @EffinBirds 😂
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My latest painting captures the true love of the President and Melania Trump, whose inspiring romance makes us all our hearts melt like butter.
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It’s amazing how caffeine really is the only drug that has achieved this level of social acceptance. Imagine someone saying : ‘the first line of cocaine in the morning is one of my favourite things in life’ or ‘without my morning joint I can’t function’
First coffee in the morning is one of my favorite things about life.
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Conservatives trying to sound smart always sound like the scarecrow reciting the Pythagorean theorem
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The Office of Government Efficiency is off to a great start with split leadership: two people to do the work of one person. Yeah, this seems REALLY efficient.
BREAKING: Billionaire Elon Musk and entrepreneur Vivek Ramaswamy will lead a new Department of Government Efficiency, Trump says trib.al/DIFwKsc
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Replying to @elonmusk
I guess he struck a nerve when he said you’re on stage jumping around like a dipshit.
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2¹³⁶²⁷⁹⁸⁴¹−1, discovered today, is the largest known prime. It's a Mersenne prime (2ᵖ-1), which are easier to find. It took nearly 6 years for the GIMPS software to find it after the previous largest known prime. It was also the first Mersenne prime found using GPUs.
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BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Donald Trump just parroted Vladimir Putin’s talking points by blaming Volodymyr Zelensky for the Russia-Ukraine war. This is as un-American as it gets. Retweet so all Americans see this.
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Replying to @catturd2
You don’t say?
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FACT CHECK TRUMP: “People don’t leave my rallies.” TRUE: They’re carried out in body bags.
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With summer winding down, I wanted to share some songs that I’ve been listening to lately – and it wouldn’t be my playlist if it didn’t include an eclectic mix. I hope you find something new to listen to!
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Unless they’re Palestinian children, then it’s open season and you’ll provide the weapons.
Attacking innocent children. The most depraved of actions. We stand with Ukraine against Russian aggression - our support won’t falter.
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Mate sent me this. How fucking nuts is this? Not only putting their own lives in danger but a fall or dropping something maybe kill someone else. #Glasgow
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you look like you’ve been embalmed
18. Single. Alpha Male. Wildly Successful. Passionately pro-Trump. Do you find this attractive?
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kids getting ready to sit behind you onboard
Mariah Carey shares video using the leg press machine.
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BREAKING: South Africa to take Britain and the US to International Court of Justice (ICJ) for complicity with Israel committing genocide in Gaza Lawyers say Britain and the US must be held accountable for aiding and abetting Israel's massacre of more than 24,000 Palestinians
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Insane and unspeakable evil
Kay Burley: "Whats the view on the humanitarian crisis in Gaza this morning?" The Israeli ambassador to the UK: "There is no humanitarian crisis..." "There isn't?" "There isn't"
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