sanga fanaggot

I've never seen a more on-the-nose stereotype of a Rickenbacker player.

Spent all day trying to levitate and only got a couple of inches off the ground, waste of fucking time.

My latest hobby is bullying my friends into low balling music equipment on fb marketplace and it gives me such a rush fr you can do anything you set your mind to.

"Ladies & gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen!" The curtains pull back to reveal a giant mirror. The audience applauds. The audience applauds.

Joni Mitchell day Joni Mitchell day! We're listening to nothing but Joni Mitchell today babeeeeeeeee

My theory is that it needs to be zoomed out, there has to be a good dick pic within a larger thirst trap. The sin of magnification must be the viewer's, they must feel like an accomplice, it's hotter that way.

For sale: baby shoes, never worn. I didn't have a baby, my recently deceased mother bought loads of random crap & hoarded it & now it's my problem. Honestly this is overwhelming, it all meant something to her but I can't keep it & idk what it's worth. Please make this easier.

Cars should have self destruct buttons for when you're really upset.

Oomf thought the octocat on my laptop was labubu 😭

my friend lady gaga thought she was a labubu for years! to this day when she changes her profile picture to labubu it means she stopped taking her meds

The American mind cannot comprehend floating downstream for 23 hours and still being in the stream.

Oomf and I studying each other's dental history :3333

Dating apps feel like repeatedly pressing a button that has a 1% chance of giving you a marshmallow and a 99% chance of stabbing you and giving you diarrhea and killing your friends and telling your mum you eat babies.

I need to be loved like this I need to be loved like this I need to be loved like this I...

Doing this with her thingie haha (unless you don't find crass humour funny. Honestly I only make those jokes cause my friends enjoy them, I'm kind of a natural giver, always have been. Anyway just give me a thumbs up/down to my jokes and I'll tailor them to you lol is that weird)