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carersorry

@sarahcorry

Left. vocalist, lover of hummus and scented candles

 Sydney
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Joined February 2009
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me in an uber: “yeah exactly haha” “That’s life I guess” “Yeah… what can you do” “Oh yeah wow” “haha yeah” “yeah”
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@dannolan2 Dec 2021
you burned out mate? you got a case of the burny o's mate? are you gonna have a menty b mate? gonna have a menty b due to the locky d from the panny d mate?
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i’m so sick of it. i’m sick of pretending i don’t wanna clone myself and then make love to my hot sexy body.
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Reading my "what's your baby doing this week" app is very enjoyable. Week 24 advice for womyn - pop your moisturiser in the fridge so it has a cooling effect on your stretch marks. Advice for men - don't worry about hurting the baby when you have sex with your horny wife.
Anyone else watching Bridgerton stuck on the whereabouts of the family diamond necklace Daphne took off at the party even though the plot has definitely moved ahead?
Can i PLEASE want to do anything else other than watch Sex and the City and eat chocolate??????
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ali@probablyalissa26 Dec 2020
bill nye is short for william new year’s eve
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Why would whoever made English decide "raise" and "raze" were the right words for each?
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Which Lenny do you identify with most?
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Max Quinn@Maxquinn27 Dec 2020
Good on all of the citizens of NSW coming forward to get their beers tested yesterday. Unusual method of contact tracing, I’ll admit, but you can’t be too safe in this day and age
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As a natural redhead, I feel a civic responsibility to be hot so I can show little rangas that even though it’s tough right now, someday they too can grow up to be fuckable
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