self-deprecation & sarcasm

Columbia, SC
Joined October 2017
Replying to @sarhearn
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The number of electric company/co-op trucks on the interstate headed out of SC right now is heartwarming #Isaías #wx
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We have an unfortunate epidemic of fans yelling “Go Cocks” too early during the fight song
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People are about to clip the hell out of the South Carolina fans when they see how empty it is but I 100% stand behind them leaving. You could literally die out there today. Be safe.
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Final boss of annoying Columbia trains has to be the rush hour dead stop train that frequents Rosewood Dr near the fairgrounds. Absurd timing.
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For anyone like me who’s been trying to get questions answered since receiving the email Thursday night…
When the Williams-Brice Stadium renovation concludes, thousands of South Carolina fans on the west-lower side won't be in their longtime seats. Here's what to know: thestate.com/sports/college/…
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“Texas is playing the second best team from the state of South Carolina. But they are the ACC Champs. That’s like winning a vcr in 2024. It would’ve been cool like 30 years ago.” -Sportscenter Fire Em’ Up segment
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Just thinking about LaNorris Sellers & South Carolina today. No particular reason. 😬🥲
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As a grown adult, how can you smack your mouth while eating food
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MARCUS LATTIMORE
Name a player who could have been a Hall of Famer if not for injuries.
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wet food twice a day is wreaking havoc on the spoon economy in this household
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The reason why everyone’s hanging on the edge of their seat rn shows why the SEC > all other conferences. No argument
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If you would’ve told me at the start of the season that we had a shot at the playoffs, I wouldn’t have believed it. What a team we got to watch this year. Only up from here
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CFP chair just digging himself into a hole with these answers
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LSU officiating crew on the CFP committee?
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Weird how he got hurt and went down on the field 3 times during that game but was somehow fine to play basketball on the sidelines
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Whole plate of sides > any amount of turkey
Don’t let Big Turkey peer pressure you into eating mediocre meat this Thanksgiving. My column:
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Fun fact: this song was played (in the stadium) during the timeout, and the next play of the game Rocket Sanders’ winning TD run registered on the seismographs. 🚀 🚀 🚀
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But but but I thought they didn’t do this kind of thing
Clemson fans threw debris onto the field after they were unhappy with a call. Louisville scored on the very next play.
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This interview inspired my favorite and most comfortable Halloween costume of all time. S/o @AlyssaLang
Timeless advice. Nerds clusters, still the elite of the elite. Happy Halloween, miss you coach ❤️🏴‍☠️
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